Your post was closed for advertising because it seemed to be mostly nonsense about how incredible it is, and it was your first post.
You also aren't allowed to talk about moderator action, which is what this thread is sort of doing. You also shouldn't post your title in all caps because it makes you look like a screaming child.
So now you're a demented screaming cane toad child desperately trying to make love to an unbalanced washing machine.