What the [censored] did I just read?
Did they really praise all of the stupid new [censored] the game added and put down all of the good things the game retained from the original? I'm almost not sure if it's meant to be a sarcastic article, but no, that's IGN.
What a sad day it is. After reading this article, for the first time, at age 24, I genuinely feel like I'm old.