what was the funniest thing that happened to you in skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:34 am

I 'fast travelled" to Solitude and as soon as I materialized inside the gate a dying dragon fell on me........never fired a shot at it.....

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:28 am

Oh, gods, I have to try that. I have a character that would do crap like that just to amuse himself, too.

I think one of my best ones was, with a new character, I'm screwin' around kicking a cart full of cabbage around. Someone makes a comment along the lines of, "Don't hurt yourself," and I laugh. Less than ten seconds later, the cart catches on a rock, bounces off my forehead and nearly kills me. Me, being the sort that pushes my luck in videogames, I go kick the cart again immediately and it knocks a cabbage up from under it, the cabbage hits me in the face and shaves off that last couple HP I had left.

Here Lies Menelri
Killed By Rogue Produce
May She Be Smarter In The Next Life

Lol'd very hard at this. Only because it happened to me, of course. The physics in this game can get pretty crazy and dangerous . . .

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:48 am

Earlier today, I came to the Whiterun Stables and saw 120 Letrush' fellows.. I just laughed, and Fus Ro Dah them.. Didn't get a bounty, but the Letrush' attacked me, but managed to kill all them.

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:31 pm

Can't remember my funniest, probably in an older version of this topic. My funniest today.....

So I'm walking in the woods near Riften and I see a red dot. So I start to sneak towards it, the eye is completely open but I don't see anyone there. Then..... a CHICKEN runs out of a bush. Not just any chicken, a chicken with a purple glow and black smoke rising from it. A zombie chicken! Unable to attack me it just walks on by. So I head in the direction it came from, and there is a necromancer. When I kill him I notice he has built a freaky looking altar out of bones and surrounding it are chicken eggs. Then the zombie chicken comes back. Shouldn't something being kept alive by an undead spell turn to ash when the necromancer dies? So now there is this altar made of bones surrounded by chicken eggs that I guess are being laid by a zombie chicken. Maybe that is why it doesn't turn to ash, maybe it was the offspring of an undead chicken and it was born undead and doesn't need a spell to stay alive. Maybe the necromancer was trying to create a zombie chicken army to take over the world.... a horrible idea, but very amusing.

Played this game for hundreds upon hundreds of hours and never saw that before.

what modes are you using?

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:19 pm

...and lo and behold, Butt Stallion was standing there alive and well, looking at me like "Sup?"

Is Butt Stallion made out of diamonds?

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:22 pm

Earlier today, I came to the Whiterun Stables and saw 120 Letrush' fellows.. I just laughed, and Fus Ro Dah them.. Didn't get a bounty, but the Letrush' attacked me, but managed to kill all them.

Lol, I'm getting just the 1 but I only recently finished his quest, I suspect another 6 will move in by the end of the week.

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:45 am

I was heading to Ustengrav for the MQ and there's normally a necromancer and 2 (reanimated) bandits outside of it. Well I managed to do a power attack on one of the reanimated bandits and it sent him flying like 20 feet in the air, similar to a giant. :ahhh:

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:10 pm

When my arrow killcam was bugged and instead missed the sabe-cat and pointed towards it instead of flying towards it.

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:20 am

Just had a pretty funny moment. I was running through Gallows Rock, slaughtering Silver Hand as a werewolf. I got killed and just before it reloaded, the guy who killed me says "Okay, we've seen enough... put some clothes on."

Also many hilarious moments of using Unrelenting Force on unsuspecting animals who stood too close to cliffs

» Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:03 am

well, i dont know about funny, but in hearthfire, when you add the bedroom wing, they put the kids beds with me and my wifes. WTF. not that it matters, BECAUSE I DONT GET ANY ANYWAYS. if you ask me, the game is a little too realistic. and why dont they let you beat your wife? i mean if you punch her, she thinks im trying to kill her, so i get a bounty, how can i get her and the kids to realize that im just trying to beat them.