Some rules to follow:

1. Stay on topic. Let's not turn this into a conversation. We lost the very funny Skyrim Jokes topic that way. Just cut and paste the following into your reply, then give your answers. I will wait on mine, to avoid double-posting.
2. BRIEF explanations of choices are OK, except in Question II-1. Just answer "Empire" or "Stormcloak". We have plenty of places where you can elaborate.
3. If the answers are different for different characters, pick your current or favorite character. Or say Undecided.

The third category is full of rather silly questions. Be warned. OK, here we go...


I. PERSONAL

1. What's your favorite one-hand weapon? Ttwo-hand weapon? Bow?
2. What's your favorite school of magic?
3. What's your favorite Destruction spell type (ice/fire/lightning)?
4. What skills/perks do you never bother with using?
5. What skills/perks won't you do without?
6. Would you rather be a werewolf? Or a vampire?
7. Would you rather be Archmage, Harbinger, or Guildmaster?
8. If you could only use one crafting skill, Smithing, Alchemy, or Enchanting, which would you choose?
9. What's your favorite school of magic?
10 What one type of weapon would you add to the game?
11. Who/what do you like to kill?
12. Who/what does it make you sad to have to kill?
13. Who/what won't you kill, no matter what?
14. You can carry ONLY ONE enchanted item (ring, armor, weapon), and it must be a stock item (not one you enchanted yourself). Which do you choose?
15. Which Race Power do you think is the best? The worst?
16. What animal would you like for a pet (any animal, dangerous or not)?
17. What's your favorite book in the game?
18. What animals would you like to see added to the game? Choose up to three.
19. What province do you think is best for a DLC adventure outside of Skyrim?


II. PEOPLE AND FACTIONS

1. Do you support the Empire or Stormcloaks?
2. Thalmor or Blades?
3. Companions or Silver hand?
4. Nords or Forsworn?
5. Who would you marry (any advlt character)?
6. Which child would you adopt (choose only one)?
7. What essential advlt NPC would you like to be able to kill?
8. Who is the creepiest character in Skyrim?
9. Your choice for High King/Queen of Skyrim?
10. Do you think Ulfric is a hero? Or power-grabber?
11. Blades restored: what three-follower combination would you go with?


III. JUST FOR FUN

1. What marriage combination of races strikes you as the creepiest?
2. What's the weirdest race/class combination?
3. Would you rather French kiss an Orc, a Khajiit, or an Agronian?
4. Would you rather have that Dunmer apprentice turn you (permanantly) into a cow, a dog, or a horse?
5. Would you rather sleep in a barracks full of unwashed, belching, flatulating Nords? Or a camp full of hairy, scratching, flea-bitten Khajiit?
6. Would you rather give Nazeem a hard wedgie? Or shove a pie in Maven Black-briar's face (choose ONLY one)?
7. Would you rather have Koyd or Braith living with you for a full week? You have to feed, shelter, and protect them. And no, you can't harm them in any way.
8. You can never go to one of the five major cities again. Ever. Which do you choose?
9. Which of the nine holds would you eliminate from the game?
10. For those who like the menfolk*: Would you rather French-kiss Ulfric or Balgruuf?
11. For those who like the ladies*: Same question, Jarl Ravencrone or Maven Black-briar?
12. If you opened a store, what would you sell?
13. Why there's no natural reproduction lin Skyrim: which of the three sounds most dreadful to deal with, in-game? (a) Pregnancy and natural childbirth, ( Potty-training your kids, or © Dealing with obnoxious (and yes, still essential) teens?


* If you swing both ways, feel free to answer both.

I. PERSONAL

1. Keening, Ebony Blade, [deity]'s Bow.
2. Illusion.
3. Fire.
4. Depends on the character.
5. Depends on the character, but obviously the first perk in their major skills.
6. Vampire.
7. Archmage.
8. Alchemy.
9. See 2.
10 Battle staves.
11. Vigilants of Stendarr and Slaughterfishes.
12. Bunnies.
13. Overall, I kill everybody, some characters don't kill certain things.
14. Chillrend.
15. Argonian (pretty good), Bosmer (meh).
16. Mudcrab.
17. Can't choose, love too many of them.
18. Not three but... more birds and water-dwellers.
19. Not sure.


II. PEOPLE AND FACTIONS

1. Neutral.
2. Blades.
3. Not sure.
4. Forsworn. JK, probably neutral.
5. Not sure.
6. Can't choose between all the wittle orphans.
7. Rolff Stone-Fist.
8. Arondil.
9. Balgruuf.
10. Charismatic, clever power-grabber.
11. J'Zargo, Cicero, Eola. For the kicks.


III. JUST FOR FUN

1. Argonian/Khajiit?
2. Orsimer Acrobat. (like a literal acrobat)
3. Argonian, again, just for kicks.
4. Dog.
5. I take the Khajiit. I'll wash them, treat them for fleas and put little bowties on them.
6. Pie in Black-Briar's face, for sure.
7. Braith. I'd peacefully help her become nicer, teach her that bullying is wrong.
8. Markarth.
9. Winterhold. Keep the college as its own entity, the rest of the land can go to the Pale/Eastmarch.
10. I'll answer both, anyway: Balgruuf.
11. Black-Briar.
12. Sweetrolls.
13. Probably a) pregnancy and childbirth.

I. PERSONAL

1. Mehrunes Razor. Wuuthrad. Zephyr.
2. Conjuration
3. Lightning
4. I don't really bother with the 20% cooler perks. What a waste, especially since smithing/alchemy/enchanting can replicate the effects much better. Lockpicking because I dont pick locks.
5. Speech. Always got to have dat speech.
6. Vampire, since Werepyre isn't an option
7. Archmage.
8. Enchanting.
9. Again...conjuration.
10 All weapons governed by the Spear skill.
11. Animals. Their dying screams amuse me. Nords too, because they are ignorant. Their ignorance turns to fear right quick.
12. Anyone with meaningful dialogue. Sadly there's virtually nobody with such a thing so...
13. Paarthurnax.
14. Armor.
15. I think the Breton and Orc racials are the best, and the Wood Elf racial to be the worst.
16. a Guar.
17. I know it's not from this game, but I'll say it anyways:The Axeman.
18. Werebears, scribs and guars.
19. Preferably none, but if I had a choice, Morrowind. I want the newer provinces to be fresh.


II. PEOPLE AND FACTIONS

1. Empire.
2. Thalmor.
3. Companions.
4. Forsworn.(The Forsworn threat is manufactured by the Nords anyway)
5. advlt character? This question just got harder Haha just kidding I'll go with that one female Khajiit merchant who I found, I forget her name >_>
6. Aventus Aretino
7. Delphine.
8. No one is really creepy to me
9. Elisif the Fair
10. Misguided and manipulated hero.
11. J'Zargo,Marcurio and Farkas


III. JUST FOR FUN

1. None. They are all at the same mental capacity so it doesn't bother me.
2. A Redguard Skooma addict who only uses unarmed.
3. Argonian, for sure.
4. Horse!!
5. Khajiit.
6. Shove that pie in Maven's face. It would totally be worth having assassins sent after you!
7. . Braith.
8. Markarth.
9. The Pale.
10. Ulfric. He's soooo passionate! I'm sure he'd be just as passionate making love too!
11. Maven. Raven is just an old...crone.
12. I would sell spells and enchantments
13. The teens, for sure!

This looks like fun okay, here we go:

I. PERSONAL

1. What's your favorite one-hand weapon? Ttwo-hand weapon? Bow?
Dawnbreaker, Wuuthrad, none in particular (i.e. I simply use the best bow I can put my hands on.
2. What's your favorite school of magic?
Conjuration & destruction tie.
3. What's your favorite Destruction spell type (ice/fire/lightning)?
Fire (pretty natural for a Dunmer, I would say).
4. What skills/perks do you never bother with using?
Pickpocket, alteration, illusion...
5. What skills/perks won't you do without?
Speech, two-handed, heavy armor, smithing, archery.
6. Would you rather be a werewolf? Or a vampire?
Werewolf. I am one, actually.
7. Would you rather be Archmage, Harbinger, or Guildmaster?
As can be deduced from the previous question, the Harbinger.
8. If you could only use one crafting skill, Smithing, Alchemy, or Enchanting, which would you choose?
Smithing.
9. What's your favorite school of magic?
See Q#2.
10 What one type of weapon would you add to the game?
No ideas atm.
11. Who/what do you like to kill?
Dwarven automatons. They give you a good fight without being too creepy.
12. Who/what does it make you sad to have to kill?
Horkers. They're just so... helpless.
13. Who/what won't you kill, no matter what?
Regular run-of-the-mill NPCs who just mind their own business.
14. You can carry ONLY ONE enchanted item (ring, armor, weapon), and it must be a stock item (not one you enchanted yourself). Which do you choose?
Sanguine Rose.
15. Which Race Power do you think is the best? The worst?
Undecided.
16. What animal would you like for a pet (any animal, dangerous or not)?
A sabre-tooth cat.
17. What's your favorite book in the game?
Dreamstride. It reminds me of Erandur.
18. What animals would you like to see added to the game? Choose up to three.
Cats, snakes, lizards.
19. What province do you think is best for a DLC adventure outside of Skyrim?
Morrowind? We could se how they're doing there now after the Red mountain...


II. PEOPLE AND FACTIONS

1. Do you support the Empire or Stormcloaks?
Empire.
2. Thalmor or Blades?
Blades.
3. Companions or Silver hand?
Companions.
4. Nords or Forsworn?
Undecided.
5. Who would you marry (any advlt character)?
Farkas (already done actually).
6. Which child would you adopt (choose only one)?
Runa Fair-Shield.
7. What essential advlt NPC would you like to be able to kill?
Maven Black-Briar.
8. Who is the creepiest character in Skyrim?
Undecided.
9. Your choice for High King/Queen of Skyrim?
Laila the Law-Giver (I know she's a Stormcloak supporter, but I think she would make a good ruler).
10. Do you think Ulfric is a hero? Or power-grabber?
A bit of both, with more of the latter.
11. Blades restored: what three-follower combination would you go with?
Uthgerd the Unbroken (to compensate for her being unable to join the Companions), Illia (to give her something to do after her previous way of life was destroyed), Kharjo (to always know where he is when I need him).

III. JUST FOR FUN

1. What marriage combination of races strikes you as the creepiest?
A Khajit werewolf with an Argonian vampire master.
2. What's the weirdest race/class combination?
None.
3. Would you rather French kiss an Orc, a Khajiit, or an Agronian?
Argonians probably have the longest tongues, so I'd go for one of them.
4. Would you rather have that Dunmer apprentice turn you (permanantly) into a cow, a dog, or a horse?
A dog. I don't wanna be milked or ridden.
5. Would you rather sleep in a barracks full of unwashed, belching, flatulating Nords? Or a camp full of hairy, scratching, flea-bitten Khajiit?
With Khajits. At least they will keep me warm with their fur.
6. Would you rather give Nazeem a hard wedgie? Or shove a pie in Maven Black-briar's face (choose ONLY one)?
Wedgie to Nazeem.
7. Would you rather have Koyd or Braith living with you for a full week? You have to feed, shelter, and protect them. And no, you can't harm them in any way.
Braith.
8. You can never go to one of the five major cities again. Ever. Which do you choose?
Windhelm.
9. Which of the nine holds would you eliminate from the game?
Falkreath Hold.
10. For those who like the menfolk*: Would you rather French-kiss Ulfric or Balgruuf?
Both!
11. For those who like the ladies*: Same question, Jarl Ravencrone or Maven Black-briar?
Ravencrone. Maybe while doing it, I'd get one of her visions.
12. If you opened a store, what would you sell?
Skooma.
13. Why there's no natural reproduction lin Skyrim: which of the three sounds most dreadful to deal with, in-game? (a) Pregnancy and natural childbirth, ( Potty-training your kids, or ? Dealing with obnoxious (and yes, still essential) teens?
Pregnancy and natural childbirth.

Here are mine...

I. PERSONAL

1. What's your favorite one-hand weapon? Two-hand weapon? Bow? Glass mace, elven battle-axe, don't use bows.
2. What's your favorite school of magic? Illusion.
3. What's your favorite Destruction spell type (ice/fire/lightning)? Fire
4. What skills/perks do you never bother with using? Pickpocket, Conjuration, Archery
5. What skills/perks won't you do without? Alchemy, Restoration, Merchant perk.
6. Would you rather be a werewolf? Or a vampire? Vampire, probably.
7. Would you rather be Archmage, Harbinger, or Guildmaster? Archmage, for the quarters.
8. If you could only use one crafting skill, Smithing, Alchemy, or Enchanting, which would you choose? Alchemy.
9. What's your favorite school of magic? Oops, doubled up on this one
10 What one type of weapon would you add to the game? Spears or halberds.
11. Who/what do you like to kill? Falmer, Drager, and bunnies.
12. Who/what does it make you sad to have to kill? Most animals.
13. Who/what won't you kill, no matter what? Innocent people.
14. You can carry ONLY ONE enchanted item (ring, armor, weapon), and it must be a stock item (not one you enchanted yourself). Which do you choose? The most powerful ring/bracers of fortify one-hand or two-hand (depends on my combat style) I can find.
15. Which Race Power do you think is the best? The worst? Best - Berserker Rage. Worst - Claws/Night Eye
16. What animal would you like for a pet (any animal, dangerous or not)? Foxes are kind of cute.
17. What's your favorite book in the game? Rislav the Righteous
18. What animals would you like to see added to the game? Choose up to three. Domestic cats and raccoons (for caps!)
19. What province do you think is best for a DLC adventure outside of Skyrim? Elsweyr.


II. PEOPLE AND FACTIONS

1. Do you support the Empire or Stormcloaks? Empire
2. Thalmor or Blades? Blades
3. Companions or Silver hand? Companions, because they don't attack me.
4. Nords or Forsworn? Unsure.
5. Who would you marry (any advlt character)? Unsure
6. Which child would you adopt (choose only one)? Vanilla game - Runa. Hearthfire - Lucia.
7. What essential advlt NPC would you like to be able to kill? Maven.
8. Who is the creepiest character in Skyrim? Babette.
9. Your choice for High King/Queen of Skyrim? Balgruuf.
10. Do you think Ulfric is a hero? Or power-grabber? A bit of both, honestly.
11. Blades restored: what three-follower combination would you go with? Lydia, Marcurio, and Kharjo (because Khajiit are awesome!)


III. JUST FOR FUN

1. What marriage combination of races strikes you as the creepiest? Argonian/Altmer. Ewww.
2. What's the weirdest race/class combination? Orc bard.
3. Would you rather French kiss an Orc, a Khajiit, or an Agronian? Khajiit.
4. Would you rather have that Dunmer apprentice turn you (permanantly) into a cow, a dog, or a horse? Horse.
5. Would you rather sleep in a barracks full of unwashed, belching, flatulating Nords? Or a camp full of hairy, scratching, flea-bitten Khajiit? The Nords. Better nauseous than itchy...
6. Would you rather give Nazeem a hard wedgie? Or shove a pie in Maven Black-briar's face (choose ONLY one)? The pie.
7. Would you rather have Koyd or Braith living with you for a full week? You have to feed, shelter, and protect them. And no, you can't harm them in any way. Braith. Tough call, though.
8. You can never go to one of the five major cities again. Ever. Which do you choose? Windhelm. Good riddance.
9. Which of the nine holds would you eliminate from the game? Falkreath.
10. For those who like the menfolk*: Would you rather French-kiss Ulfric or Balgruuf? N/A
11. For those who like the ladies*: Same question, Jarl Ravencrone or Maven Black-briar? Ravencrone.
12. If you opened a store, what would you sell? Dwemer weapons and artifacts.
13. Why there's no natural reproduction lin Skyrim: which of the three sounds most dreadful to deal with, in-game? (a) Pregnancy and natural childbirth, ( Potty-training your kids, or ? Dealing with obnoxious (and yes, still essential) teens? I'm going with C.

I. PERSONAL

1. What's your favorite one-hand weapon? Ttwo-hand weapon? Bow?
Blades Sword, Ebony Greatsword, Glass or Ebony Bow (tied)

2. What's your favorite school of magic?
Restoration is a completely valid school of magic.

3. What's your favorite Destruction spell type (ice/fire/lightning)?
Shock. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y

4. What skills/perks do you never bother with using?
Anything in Lockpicking

5. What skills/perks won't you do without?
Oddly enough, I almost always take that first Haggling perk in Speech

6. Would you rather be a werewolf? Or a vampire?
They both svck in Skyrim but I guess Vamp.

7. Would you rather be Archmage, Harbinger, or Guildmaster?
Archmage

8. If you could only use one crafting skill, Smithing, Alchemy, or Enchanting, which would you choose?
Enchanting. Gives the most degree of customization.

9. What's your favorite school of magic?
You already asked this at #2.

10 What one type of weapon would you add to the game?
Thrown weapons.

11. Who/what do you like to kill?
I always kill Anise. That [censored] has my cabin and I want it.

12. Who/what does it make you sad to have to kill?
Faendal. Such a nice fellow, but a certain daedric lord wants a sacrifice.

13. Who/what won't you kill, no matter what?
Adrianne Avenneci. Her and I do lots of business.

14. You can carry ONLY ONE enchanted item (ring, armor, weapon), and it must be a stock item (not one you enchanted yourself). Which do you choose?
Probably like the Archmage robes. Very useful for any caster.

15. Which Race Power do you think is the best? The worst?
Best: Orc Rage or Argonian Histskin. Worst: Probably the Bosmer charm animal.

16. What animal would you like for a pet (any animal, dangerous or not)?
I'd like to have like a little imp or something for my mage characters, like familiars in D&D.

17. What's your favorite book in the game?
Lusty Argonian Maid, duh. A Tragedy in Black is pretty good too.

18. What animals would you like to see added to the game? Choose up to three.
Giant Snakes, Different types of Giants (fire, ice, etc.), and maybe Gorgons.

19. What province do you think is best for a DLC adventure outside of Skyrim?
Orsinium would make the most sense, but I always wish for an island of Akaviri refugees, give some asian influence to Skyrim.

II. PEOPLE AND FACTIONS

1. Do you support the Empire or Stormcloaks?
If I had to pick, Empire. I like the Dunmer and Ulfric treats them like crap.

2. Thalmor or Blades?
Blades.

3. Companions or Silver hand?
Companions, only because the silver hand lacks any true personality.

4. Nords or Forsworn?
Forsworn. Ladies look sixy in forsworn armor.

5. Who would you marry (any advlt character)?
Aela or Jenassa

6. Which child would you adopt (choose only one)?
Frognar in Riverwood. He had the balls to put out a contact on my once.

7. What essential advlt NPC would you like to be able to kill?
Laila Law-Giver. She's so naive its pathetic.

8. Who is the creepiest character in Skyrim?
Cicero. Comes off as a "chester" to me.

9. Your choice for High King/Queen of Skyrim?
Balgruuf seems like the smartest of the bunch, which isn't saying much.

10. Do you think Ulfric is a hero? Or power-grabber?
Both.

11. Blades restored: what three-follower combination would you go with?
Mjoll, Jordis the Sword Maiden, and Aela. Pretty hot four way there if you ask me. (for killing dragons, of course)

III. JUST FOR FUN

1. What marriage combination of races strikes you as the creepiest?
Khajiit and Argonian. Hairy lizard children.

2. What's the weirdest race/class combination?
Orc Wizard. Thats like saying Jumbo Shrimp.

3. Would you rather French kiss an Orc, a Khajiit, or an Agronian?
You can create an orc girl thats not bad looking, so I'm go with her.

4. Would you rather have that Dunmer apprentice turn you (permanantly) into a cow, a dog, or a horse?
Dog. Everyone loves dogs. And all I have to worry about is eating, crapping, and humping. And nobody rides dogs or makes them dinner. Aty least not in America.

5. Would you rather sleep in a barracks full of unwashed, belching, flatulating Nords? Or a camp full of hairy, scratching, flea-bitten Khajiit?
Khajiit would have more interesting tales to tell.

6. Would you rather give Nazeem a hard wedgie? Or shove a pie in Maven Black-briar's face (choose ONLY one)?
Nazeem.

7. Would you rather have Koyd or Braith living with you for a full week? You have to feed, shelter, and protect them. And no, you can't harm them in any way.
Braith. She's got moxy.

8. You can never go to one of the five major cities again. Ever. Which do you choose?
Markarth. [censored] the reach.

9. Which of the nine holds would you eliminate from the game?
The Reach.

10. For those who like the menfolk*: Would you rather French-kiss Ulfric or Balgruuf?
I don't, but Ulfric seems like he'd be better in bed. Should I feel uncomfortable for saying that?

11. For those who like the ladies*: Same question, Jarl Ravencrone or Maven Black-briar?
Maven. I bet she's a secret freak.

12. If you opened a store, what would you sell?
I'd run an inn, and sell mead, wine, and skooma.

13. Why there's no natural reproduction lin Skyrim: which of the three sounds most dreadful to deal with, in-game? (a) Pregnancy and natural childbirth, ( Potty-training your kids, or ? Dealing with obnoxious (and yes, still essential) teens?

Pregnancy was a pain in those times with that level of technology and science. Infant mortality and even death of the mother in childbirth was very high then compared to now.