I've just recently started playing a khajit character who I rp as a stealth archer. I just finished a companions quest and went to whiterun, as I start walking towards the sky forge, a guard told me I smelt like a wet dog.
I found this amusing as I'm clearly a cat, (yes I know this is activated by becoming a werewolf).

Have you guys had any LOL moments like this?

In my new game I was walking through Falkreath Hold with Faendal, and he hadn't been very useful so far (I wanted an early companion so it was between him and Sven), so I said aloud "Better step it up Faendal, you're on probation..." Not ten seconds later I noticed a red blip on the compass, and a wolf jumped out of the bushes at me. So I was like 'Eek!', and rushed to pull my sword out so I could defend myself. Then, as the wolf was mid-jump at me, he took an arrow right between the eyes and crumpled over, dead. I turned around and there was Faendal, probably forty yards away, just glaring at me.

"Alright, you're off probation."

Lmao, that sort of stuff is priceless. It's amazing how certain random things in games can make ya laugh.

I was in Solitude, after acquiring THE WABBAJACK!!! and leaving the Blue Palace. It's the middle of the night, and the guards have torches. I see two torches in the distance a bit, guards, so I decide to test my new toy. I charge it up, aim and fire, and as soon as I fire the guard levitates into the air! after getting up there about a hundred feet he teleported to the ground and did it again!

Had a moment a bit like that, traveling with one of the housecarls who tended to stay back quite a bit, especially if we were sneaking. Or maybe because I gave him a really nice bow and he liked it A LOT. Anyway we're sneaking through the trees somewhere and run into some bandits and I take the first couple out easily enough but the third one is on me like white on rice and just as I'm wondering "where the bloody hell is my housecarl" I see (and hear) an arrow whiz right by my ear and the next thing you know the last bandit is just a heap of dead flesh on the ground.

So I turn around and look back and sure enough there he is, just standing there all nonchalant like. And then he shrugged, like, "what?" It was awesome.

i lol everytime i walk past the npc's and they say the same [censored] stuff all the time. nah brah, its more of a LOL at the game, not with it.

So, my Dunmer just left the Temple of Mara with his new wife, Ghorza. Well, on the way out he speaks to this random orc he doesn't recognize. Conversation:

Orc: "I served in the Legion with my sister Ghorza for ten years. Have you met her? She runs the forge near the smelter."
Dunmer: "No, no I haven't. You should go lie down. Maybe have a drink."

I'll show you what a real Orc can do!

And he instantly dies for no apparent reason.