Okay...here is my current status:

I have the expansion that allows to build a house. I have built the house completely with my wife Lydia as well as my other housecarl from the marsh to serve as my; well…guard. Then there is that elf charater who is my servant…ahh…steward. Got a couple of brats I bought…ah…adopted from that orphanage place.
I am thane in three holds, archmage, leader of the companions, hero of the storm cloaks ( we kicked butt) and have 22 dragon souls with most of the shouts mastered.
Of course, I haven’t been exactly criminal free as I still pick pocket guards ( and get caught) Well, I used to just belt them in the mouth in a regular fashion until Whiterun was taken over…since them I just pick the pockets and loose. I know the bow is impossible…especially when your crouching right in front of them…in broad daylight…with others looking…but hey…I might get lucky…
Okay, so I spent a few days in jail….okay…a little over a year grand total…but hey…I’ve been playing the game for a couple of months now…
I like my follower…He’s a fighter I hired at the dwarves hell hole city…He’s got mostly dwarven armor with a ebony shield, that mask artifact that boasts resistances, the nasty mace I got from completing that haunted house quest and the Azura star. Though I let him carry it I prefer the petty soul gems.
You know, if you buy a bunch of petty soul gems that stack and give it to your follower and he dose in a wolf or something, the whole bloody stack fills up at once. So, I just buy petty soul gems, reload and buy more until I got sixty or so, then let him use that nasty mace to kill a wolf, mudcrab or what ever and there its done…instant 60 something gems all filled up nice like.
I carry a few wall lighting and fire ball staves…pluss the half dozen summon frost monster staves…hehe…as arch mage I get one every time they replenish my arch mage quarters…you will find it on that long shelf accost the bed….
Anyway…all this time…all this adventuring and status…and I’m still level one…I haven’t gone up one level since I started this stupid game…Yeah I know…the stats go down as you go to jail…okay whatever…

Anyway…just though I tell you all what weird things I’m doing with the game this time…smell ya laters…

You spent a year of in-game time in jail? What the ef did you do?

Tried to steal the town...

Assaulted every villager...

Slept with the jarl's wife...

Then put your weapon away and let them take you in. I'm just guessing that is how it went. I got no clue.

how the hell are you...so many titles....and still level 1?

Well...you get a day in jail if you get cought pick pocketing or belt the guard in the mouth with your fist...unless you choose otherwise...so...when you keep doing that regular like it kind of adds up...the general stats keep track of that you see...