So, here I am in Werewolf form (I have a couple mods that improve Werewolves (along with a vampire mod))...and I run past a bandit

"Stop! This here is a toll road! Pay up or else!"
*in my head* FU, I'm a freakin Werewolf.*
*in-game I decline*
*bandit attacks*
*I pwn bandit*

Man, either that is the bravest Bandit ever and deserves a medal and a place of honor...or/and that bandit has seen EVERYTHING and its just an every nightly thing for her to assault werewolves.

It was rather funny

Should have played Morrowind. I'd be walking in the Ashlands wearing a full Daedric armor set and weapons, some pair of Ashlanders would attack me on sight with Chitin daggers and arrows. It would have been easier for them to just throw themselves into Red Mountain.

I know the feeling! Be glad you you pawned the bandit... I forgot I was playing on Master...

Well really what the game needs is to put you into different factions based on level. That way if you're a certain level, people tend not to mess with you.

I love how when you get killed as a werewolf, your enemies immediately begin mocking your nakedness (because you lose your clothes when you transform). Adds insult to injury.

Or with non-werewolves and they say something like "Who left this trash lying around?"

You killed me so I had to drop my weapon! Such dikes. God forbid you're unable to hold onto your weapon with your cold, lifeless hand.

Bandits do tend to be dikes.

Bandits are indeed dikes, but often carry items worth 'borrowing'

Which makes you feel less guilty when you 'borrow' them.

Its funny that 'dikes' is not filtered out on this board but so many other words are.

My thoughts exactly!

Yeah, I noticed this yesterday. Oddly enough, I didn't want to experiment too much

Lol happened to me in vampire lord form.