http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20120831

lol

Lol, at least they aren't actually your kids.

Heh, "fus ro do your homework".

Kid: But Daddy....

I don't want to do my Homework


-Dovah Sees giant outside of house-


Dovah: Okay, Go play outside


Kid: Thanks Daddy

-Kid gets Flying into the Air-


Dovah: That will teach Him


Kid: That was fun daddy


Dovah: -Tries-


Kid: Why did daddy Die Mommy

I'd Fus-Ro-Dah those bratty kids right out the door and back to the orphanage.

Actually I starting to wonder, will you get bounty for hitting your own kid. It maybe a good target for leveling weapons...

The "Foom" sound effect should have been "Thu'um."

Woulda made me laugh more.

Still like it though.

I love this comic.

I lol'd.

Me too. The kids' 21st century activewear juxtaposed with the Dragonborn's fur armor and iron helmet was a nice touch.


Actually, I made up something like that in a previous post... only the Dragonborn was a slightly better parent in that one. Here's my revamped version.


The Dragonborn is seated in his armchair, enjoying his morning sweetroll and flagon of mead-laced coffee while reading the Solitude Times. Enter Runa Something-Shield and Aventis Aretino. Her head is bright red and smoking, and he has blood running down his face.

RUNA: "Daaaaaaaad! Aventus set my face on fire A-GAIN!"

AVENTUS: "Only because she hit me with her battle-axe AFTER I TOLD HER TO STOP!"

DRAGONBORN (sighs and uses Heal Other on both of them): "There, all better. Now go to Time-out, both of you!"

RUNA AND AVENTUS: "But Dad...!"

DRAGONBORN: "Don't make me RAISE MY VOICE!"