If you get to choose your bard... who will it be? : V - Skyrim

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:25 am

Karita is the absolute worst bard. So I would hire her then kill her in my home.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:15 pm

lurbuk not even joking.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:36 am

I've changed my mind, instead of Elvis I want that chick who sang that "Friday" song to be my bard-she'd probably be considered talented in Skyrim.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:51 am

i would totally have a Dragon bard... who would sing sweet Dragonish tales and songs to me all day..

brave, brave, brave, brave sir dragonborn. When Alduin reared his ugly head he bravely turned his tail and ran...

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:14 pm

Whoever the one in solitude is...

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:41 am

I don't know how many choices might be offered, but the best looking male bard I have access too. :hubbahubba:

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:26 am

Nobardy.

Couldn't. Resist.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:01 am

I want FOUR bards. They could form a Bard-bershop quartet.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:45 am

I want FOUR bards. They could form a Bard-bershop quartet.

To cut your hair while singing.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:10 am

Not exactly. Barbershop is a genre. Here, I'm envisioning something to this effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXTfWO1_v0

I think a four-part barbershop arrangement of Ragnar the Red or Tale of the Tongues would rock!

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:32 pm

The wagon driver who starts to sing Ragvar the Red. He'd be my ride and my bard. 2-in-1.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:21 pm

There better be an Argonian bard after the book they snuck into Dawnguard.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:01 pm

What about the bard from Markarth, he was pretty good.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:45 pm

There better be an Argonian bard after the book they snuck into Dawnguard.

Many laughs would ensue.