Return of the Eltonbrand!? Except now it's way slower, heavier, older and less effective than it was in 2002...
I'm not a fan but I understood this much. This really made my day! Imagine if they really did it!

You'd of course also have to meet some sick conditions to get it. But maybe not as sick as in 2002.

M'Aiq using a Colovian Fur Helm, boots for Basks, Uncle Sweetshare, fishy sticks... All check! I guess these would really make my Dragonborn.
We also need an all new crazy boatman to take us to Solstheim. S'virr was an awesome NPC; you can't replace him easily!