Trophy Wife

Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:04 am

I don't suppose I can perform taxidermy on my spouse?
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Alexis Acevedo
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:39 am

Oh wow...
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Chloe Yarnall
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:13 am

Worst husband of the year goes to....
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naomi
 
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:19 pm

Well thats it....my cigarrette is on the keyboard from laughing too hard
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sam westover
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:18 am

I was hoping that this topic was going to be about what it's about.

I was not disappointed.
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Johnny
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:33 am

ha puts a new spin on the term

it wouldnt be disturbing if you stuff aela in werewolf form unless you pose her on all fours, tail up :P
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:38 pm

Even better. You should skin her and wear her skin as a form of armor.

11/10.
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Queen
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:27 am

Sander Cohen approves this.
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R.I.P
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:18 am

If I married Ulfric, THEN could I stuff him? PLEEEASE?!
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Lisa
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:18 am

If I married Ulfric, THEN could I stuff him? PLEEEASE?!
That sounded wrong.
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Laurenn Doylee
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:27 am

Tell her to wait very, very hard.
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Veronica Martinez
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:24 am

QUOTE: That sounded wrong.

I want a stuffed Ulfric Stormcloak in my trophy room, right between the dwarven sphere and the snow bear. Is that so wrong?
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Beast Attire
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:18 am

Sander Cohen approves this.

^ You win :P
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yessenia hermosillo
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:57 am

QUOTE: That sounded wrong.

I want a stuffed Ulfric Stormcloak in my trophy room, right between the dwarven sphere and the snow bear. Is that so wrong?
I said sounded wrong.
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Lizzie
 
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:24 pm

This whole thread is full of win. :rofl:
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:13 am

Got my attention all right.

Put her next to the mudcrab, on the left.
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Kit Marsden
 
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:15 pm

Stuff nazeem nest to the haead of a mudcrab
mudcrab says hey nazeem you mad
nazeem says ever been to the cloud district ha what am i saying of course not


i say shut upback there
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:07 am

ha puts a new spin on the term

it wouldnt be disturbing if you stuff aela in werewolf form unless you pose her on all fours, tail up :tongue:

I have an idea

Werewolf+Vampire lord=?????

I then kill them both+the offspring=ultimate trophy collection
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Post » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:25 pm

Tell her to wait very, very hard.
Like this idea most. xD
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Post » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:45 am

Even better. You should skin her and wear her skin as a form of armor.

11/10.
It puts the Lavender on it's skin, or else it get's the frost spell again!
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