An ancient dragon attacked the house, me, not wearing my gear.. shouted for a storm.
It freaked the kids out, and now they keep saying they won't speak to me ever again.
Will they ever come around? :/

hahaha let them have a pet and maybe they`ll forgive you

Well you could give them a HUGE allowance...

now thats funny!!

Just reading the many anecdotes like this from different people has made it worth $5. House layouts etc are similar for everyone, outcomes are entertainingly divergent! Let's hope they don't start that black sacrament on you after the lightning storm.

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Can you use the calm spell on kids , it may give the options to talk to your kids again.

try turning into a vampire and seducing them lol

It's possible that bad parenting has negative results in the game. Harming your child, even unintentionally, would qualify as such.

I hope you get the opportunity to make things right.

Send him back to orphanage and adopt a new one

Once you bribe them with Xbox's and iPods. Then they'll love you until they hit those beloved teenage years...