i dont think they have this but the bards you can hire for your house how cool would it be if you could make them follow you and they will play music kind of like your own personal theme music everywhere you go

Kind of like 'Sir Robin' in Monty Python.

I love that, too funny!!!

"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled..."

I can't get my bloody bard to leave. She can't sing well, and even though I've told her I no longer need her services, she keep hanging around banging that sodding drum! I think she might have to meet with an unfortunate lute accident....

Why not ask her to change instruments?

Which of the hirable bards are good?

None of them. it is bad enough listening to them at home, no way do I want that noise following me around else where. Nor do my characters want to be announcing themselves to every lowlife in Skyrim.

My option to hire one keeps glitching away before I actually get one, so I couldn't tell you.

"Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat, bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!"