Explain to me as if I was a 5-year old


Why haven't we gotten any DLC for PS3 yet?
Why does it take much longer for patches to be rolled out for PS3 than Xbox 360 and PC?
Why does the game run more smoothly on 360 than PS3?
Why do is the ps3-version advertised in the same way as the others? They are NOT the same!
Why do Sony accept that Microsoft (Xbox and PC) is favoured before them? This game is NOT a good advertising for PS3.
Why doesn't Beth want to discuss the problems with their customer?
Why do we PS3 users often hear "You should have bought it for the PC or 360"? Is it our fault for choosing the "wrong" version?
How can Beth remain unscathed from Sony and/or PS3-customers?

Blizzard Entertainment had problems with the law due to Diablo3-players being angry, but that game in may ways worked/works better than Skyrim.