I got assigned the "Deceiving the Herd" quest for the Vampire faction, and I was sent to Whiterun. I changed into the appropriate attire and hear, "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"

And now Nazeem has gone to another Cloud District far, far away. Once I pointed out to the guard that I'm a thane and they decided that the whole attack was very uninteresting, I found that no one seems to have noticed he was dead. Including his wife, who still thinks he's "up the Jarl's backside."

It was a sublime moment.

I joined the Dawnguard - and you have no idea how many times I tried to get the vampire spawns to kill him (and no one else). One day it'll happen!

No, not the cloud district.

I just used rage on him so that EVERYBODY got to fulfill their inner wishes...including his wife.

Nice one, I hate that guy but have yet got round to killing him but I will soon.

Im debating killing him because the world is already empty as it is. But he is soooo annoying. I might have to replicate your kill method at some point

I managed to get him killed with a vampire spawn once, and his wife did notice. She comments about how I'm looking at a widow, rather than a "married woman".

I placed a fire rune next to his side of the bed in The Drunken Huntsman. Kaboom! No more problem...