Hopefully there are some people around old enough to get that reference. This isn't so much a spoiler, as it is an odd, humorous occurrence. Also, I get tired of trying to sort other peoples definition of a spoiler, so, wevs.

I was in riverwood getting lumber (like you do), and (as is their wont) some vamps attacked. As most everyone knows when full vamps kill an NPC, they tend to raise them as thralls. This happened on this occasion, nothing new there. The fearsome thrall that the master vamp raised was (wait for it)...a chicken. I don't know if this has happened to anyone else, if so feel free to ignore this. I just felt it was too funny not to share.

Sincerely,
Some internet guy


P.S. Title should read you'll, not you. Too much caffeine.

P.P.S I prolly should have thrown a semi-colon or two instead of some commas, but this is the interwebs. So, nyaah.

It happens often. Especially with http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/232/f/6/skyrim_dawnguard_seriously_serana_by_slayersyrena-d5bscyy.jpg

I love that guys work.

I soooo want to see this...

Haha, yes, the guy is a comedian!

That's got Serana nailed to a "T."

reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4