I know there's been earlier wtf threads but i didn't feel like looking them up or necromancing them.
but today while in solitude i was in the winking skeever with lydia and my khaajit avatar and i paid a bard to sing for me then i killed her with my bow and arrow but the wtf happened when i killed her people in the inn where shouting kill her then a bar fight broke out and i got a 1000 gold bounty on my head.
also i know i misspelled skyrim in thread title.

I hit a Thalmor with paralysis and he fell face first onto the floor with his legs in the air, arched like a scorpion. He stayed like it too.

Had a beauty yesterday. Just killed the dragon at the Western Watchtower and heading back to Whiterun.
Heard the Greybeard call and a giant fell out of the sky and landed at my character's feet! I nearly fell off my chair laughing.