Dude, Dagon! Dude! You'll never guess what I just made a mortal do!

What did you do this time Molag?

Well I locked two of em' in a room. Then i did some freaky stuff and got them to fight each other! When it was over I invited the guy who won to the basemant and I was all like "I am the Lord of Domination!" and told him to kidnap one of Boethiah's dudes. So he does and I pen him up and tell this guy to beat this Boethiah dude until he swears to me!

Seriously Dude?

Yeah! So he does and the priest dude's all like "i swear!" and so get this.... then I tell this guy to kill the priest and he does. I was laughing so hard that I decided to turn that rusty mace into my one, you know that evil looking thing, you should have seen the look on his face!

Dude, you should totally post this on Oblivibook!

Dagon, you are so right, imma put this on my wall!

Awhile later....

Hey Molag, you see Boethiah's comment? She's pissed! Wait... she says "if you think that's good wait till you see what i got cooking"

What's she gonna do? Make someone kill their follower?

Yeah right, then she'd make them kill all her worshipers!