Alright, here's what I did. I reinstalled the enitrity of skyrim, still crashing.

Disabled all my mods, ALL of them, still crashes.

did the TES5 Edit Boss thing, cleaned everything, STILL crashes.

I load up the game just fine, and in 1 or 2 mins, bam, crashes.

I need some serious help! Screw your console customers!! You know you like PC better!

Seriously though, I am at my wit's end here. I have no idea how to fix this! Requesting help!!!

First and foremost, wipe out your entire Skyrim installation. Here's a link so I don't repeat myself: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1381322-want-to-do-a-proper-uninstallreinstall/

Then, install the game. Just the game and nothing else. No mods, replacers, third-party add-ons, script extenders, don't perform any changes to the INI, etc.

Run the game. Start a new game and see if it works. Go from there.