Come gather 'round the fire of our unadvlterated (but sometimes advlterous - I'm looking at you, R_W) love of the most interesting Jarl in Skyrim.

Hey, nothing to do with Ulfric, but since this has kinda become a "men of Skyrim" thread, you know who never gets mentioned? The carriage drivers. Some of them are pretty HAWT. And I came out of Riften once and was attacked by several Imperial soldiers who ran up to the gate. The guards got the first two before they got to me but guess who took out the last one? The Riften carriage driver. I was drawing my weapon running at the soldier and all of a sudden he just does a little death twirl and goes down and suddenly there's the driver sheathing a weapon and calmly walking back and taking his place on the carriage.

I wish I could tip him. The one in Windhelm, who sat on his rig complaining about how I was not hurrying up back there and he didn't have all day while I was KILLING THE DRAGON that landed behind his carriage just after I hired it... not so much.

Hmm... The carriage drivers... Haven't really noticed them THAT way. And yeah, the one in Windhelm has complained about me taking too long to kill dragons as well. Hey, that dragon was GOING TO EAT you, stupid!