Title says it all. I have a mod for this for FNV and it makes me giggle. I searched on the Nexus and (groan) Steam workshop and didn't find what I was looking for, though i did find http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/2762 which made me smile.

Anyway, it bothers me to see a shiny new shiny for sale, not having enough gold at the time, and knowing dern well I'll never get it because I have to go to work/sleep. Anyone know of one, either released or in development?