Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the net

No add-ons was stirring, not even a bit;

The [censored] were staring at the TV with care,

In hopes that Bethesda would finally share;

The anxious lay restless, awake in their beds,

While visions of vampires dance in their heads;

And Hines on his twitter, that i read with my app,

Had just written down some nonsensical crap,

When out on the net there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to the PC to see what was the matter.

Away to the forums I flew like a flash,

To open the posts and sift thru the trash.

The news on the net from a newly found source

Gave nothing of answers on release dates of course,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But an article promising content next year,

With a little excitement, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be a trick.


Wrote this on a whim in the middle of the night about a week ago and posted it on gamefaqs, thinking it was pretty stupid but some people seemed to enjoy it. Then i found this site today and i figured id share it here too, Oh and i own the ps3 version of skyrim, which should be obvious after reading this altered classic.