While stealing [censored] in Strongholds, I talked to the Smither, she had a Tome of [censored] Paralyze!
How the hell does an Orc find an Expert Spelltome, on a [censored] hill! And they dont let anybody except for Blood-kin in!
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Skyrim amuses me still.

Orcs are not as dumb as one might think I guess?

Maybe if the [cenSored] smither had caught you [cenSored] stealing stuff she'd have learned the [cenSored] spell from the [cenSored] tome and turned you into a [cenSored] statue ?

Back in the attributes days, orcs made decent mages. High willpower and all that (IIRC - males had the higher willpower, but females had higher intelligence). You could make a [censored]in' spell sword or battle mage with them.