yeah....I live in the ass In to nowhere (countryside in south Carolina, in a town called Gaston, look it up) and since I have no interwebz at my dads place, he has assigned me the task of finding the best bang for your buck internet, and while I do realize the south east united states doesn't have many internet choices, theyre must be one out there

Try a 3g converter, or perhaps you could see if ATT goes out that way or Verizon
second i dont suggest giving your location away online bud