I find this works with a great success rate.

You see a girl you're attracted to and want to ask out. What I do is I get near them and try to make eye contact. When I do, I simply follow up with a "You have beautiful eyes."

In my experience, they usually smile and say thank you. From there, it's easy to follow up with "I'm "Krebs". What's your name?" Once I get the name I make something up like that I have to go but that I'd like to take them out to dinner.

Huge success rate. I almost feel like I've inputted some sort of cheat code in life with this method.

Mine are too inappropriate to post.......

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That's all I'm allowed to say.

I've never used any specific pick up lines, I always just go with the flow and say what makes sense for the situation. If I talked to her for a few minutes and decide she might be worth continuing to talk to I just offer to buy her a drink if we're at a bar or something but that's probably the only thing I do the same with every woman.

If you were a potatoe, you would be a good potatoe.

"Don't worry, I've already got the dishes and laundry going."




These things change a bit after you're married.

One the appropriate ones is this: your eyes are like the moon on still water, shining in a fullness that would bring an angel to tears.


Another one is: you are a rose growing delicately in a field full of tulips, your beauty, a glow.

http://imgur.com/g6d4q

This worked on the current love interest.