A list of idiotic complaints #4 : V

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:10 am

http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1318109-a-list-of-idiotic-complaints-3/page__hl__list%20of%20idiotic%20complaints

I remember seeing this thread a while back when I was a guest and found it funny and quirky. With Dawnguard and Dragonborn here I can guarantee there is even more stupid things to complain about and thus that will be the
purpose of this thread.

No actual flaming/bashing/trolling Skyrim, Bethesda or otherwise each other.

I'll Start

Why does Serana wear a hood to protect herself from the sun yet exposes a substantial amount of cleavage?

Why do ancient and undisturbed Nordic ruins and the Draugrs within them carry Septims when most of them predate the Septim Empire by at least 3000 years?

Why does Hadvar change his accent every two lines?

What in Oblivion did
Spoiler
Knight-Paladin Gelebor eat in Darkfall Cave for over 4500 years to not only survive but stay sane?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:38 am

You know what ruined Skyrim for me?

All of the generic boots are called "Boots" and all of the clothes are called "Clothes." Don't get me started on "Hats."

Worst. Game. Ever.

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:20 pm

It is so dumb that there are no gun wielding Dwemer robots with giant rockets attached to them.

Terrible game.

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» Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:11 am

" Why can't I control my dragon when I ride it"?!

"Why is there no shock breath"?!

"Why is there lit candles/torches in ancient tombs that no ones been in for 1000s of years"?!

Until these things are fiXed/added/explained, I ReFuse to pLay this game!!!1!*

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:49 am

Rain falls through the roof of shelters. PRE-ORDER CANCELLED.

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:32 am

"Why is there lit candles/torches in ancient tombs that no ones been in for 1000s of years"?!

Must be the same thing used to keep the fire in Candlehearth hall alive for more than a century. HEY WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:18 am

How come Serana can regenerate health in the sun?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:36 pm

"Why is there lit candles/torches in ancient tombs that no ones been in for 1000s of years"?!

That one has already been explained, in game actually. there's a book (don't ask me the name, I can't remember) where someone lived amongst the drauger for a while observing them. The dead do general up-keep ever so often, and they keep the tombs lit via torches.

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:18 pm

That one has already been explained, in game actually. there's a book (don't ask me the name, I can't remember) where someone lived amongst the drauger for a while observing them. The dead do general up-keep ever so often, and they keep the tombs lit via torches.

Why are the dead called "Dead" when they get up ever so often then?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:57 pm

Why don't fires ever go out? Like the ones in set pieces. Soooooooo stupid!!!

The worst offender for this was Kvatch in Oblivion imo. Always on fire. Even months(in game) after clearing it out.

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:31 am

Why can't my horse turn on a dime? (first post in these, someone already use this?)

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:54 am

Here is a another one for you guys.

If Gaiden Shinji said "The best techniques are passed on by the Survivors" then why are there so much MILKDRINKERS alive?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:51 pm

Why do ancient and undisturbed Nordic ruins and the Draugrs within them carry Septims when most of them predate the Septim Empire by at least 3000 years?

Why? CHIM.

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/many-headed-talos

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:41 am

Why can't I make my character fat?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:44 pm

Why? CHIM.

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/many-headed-talos

Why is there no feline pets in Tamriel?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:27 am

Why doesn't anyone call me scum anymore?

» Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:56 am

Why is the cow so rare in Skyrim yet it it claimed to be the most common domesticated animal?