You wake up, you check your email and see you've received a beta invite to TESO, you download the game and login, you create a Dunmer mage, your name is Sevris Snap, you think this is an acceptably clever name(No it's not) and login, you zone into the middle of nowhere, it's midday, the sun and moon are in total eclipse. There's not a enemy or person in sight, you look to your right, then your left, there is a path directly infront of you and a path to the left.

>What do you do?

Re roll an Orc.

Log out and re-roll a female.

>SYSTEM ERROR 567 CANNOT LOG OUT

I would go left as any know assassin would. Never take the the straight known path as it leads to others in waiting. Take the other so as to take the ones awaiting you

>You take the path to the left, after walking for a good half hour you come across a town, it's dark, it's quiet, to the left is a barracks, to the right is a general goods store and blacksmith.

>What do you do?

Stand on top of the Blacksmith NPC and attempt to block him so other players can't access him. Encourage my friends to stand in a big pile along with me. See how successful we are at blocking this important vendor.

Repeat experiment with every vendor in the town.

Make report.

Move on to new thing to break in the game.

Heck, I'd suit up and sneak into the general goods store to fill up my empty pack. Depending on how ugly the proprietor was, I'd probably relieve him of his coin and then his life. Wood elf assassin, you know. It happens.

I would check my current equipment. No point in do anything until your aware of the current situation.

>Brilliant! You will troll the other players before they arrive, you approach the blacksmith, but something's off, as you come closer to the building you smell burning flesh, as you reach the building you note a lack of NPC's, you approach the forge and to your horror the blacksmith is burning in the flames, he's obviously been there for awhile, you can make out a few details, a blacksmith's apron, a dark skin pigment, possibly a Dunmer? Of course it could just be that fact that he's been burned to a crisp

>What do you do?

>Of course! Check your equipment! Something in here must be useful!
*Head slot, Empty.
*Weapon slot, Empty
*Armor slot, Empty
In fact, everything is empty, but you're clearly wearing a novice's robe! What trickery is this?

Yeah, good idea, the smell of burning flesh was making you naseus, let's go rob the general good store, perhaps the shopkeeper can explain what happened? Quests await!
You walk into the general goods store and. . .it's empty, nothing, not even a cobweb, you hear heavy breathing coming from upstairs, you look to the right, there's a stair case.

>What do you do?

*Paused*
Health: 100
Magicka: 120
Stamina: 100

Spell list:
Firebolt: 20 magicka, deals 30 fire damage to an enemy
Lesser Ward: 10 magicka per second, protects caster from incoming attacks while channeled.

Level 1 Dunmer Mage.

Delete my character and uninstall System32. A Dunmer mage is unacceptable.

Yeah things are getting kinda buggy, let's log out. . .

>SYSTEM ERROR 567 UNABLE TO LOG OUT

Oh yeah. . .forgot about that.