» Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:07 am You were to give us legit Medieval style graphics an combat from Elder Scrolls
With the best elements from all the MMOS!
That’s what you said you were going to do
But what you’re really doing
Is taking all the lamest elements from Guild Wars 2
And calling the game Elder Scrolls Online
1.
NO DEATH?
Don’t cheapen the most badass experience in an MMO
YOU ARE DEAD!
Cross over and become a Ghost!
Rise in a nearby graveyard
To return to life you must find your corpse
With Ghost sound effects
You will fear death and the runback
And feel the pressure not to die in the worst spot
When you find your corpse
Be careful resurrecting if enemies are nearby
Or you will die again!
Survival instincts kick in
But with ESO aka Guild Wars 2
aka Lame Wars 2
There is no death
You just spawn at a waypoint and that’s it
2.
LOOT FOR EVERYONE WTF?
I want to kill my own mobs and get my own loot!
And I don’t want to share it!
The whole point is to get more loot than the next player
So find yur own mobs
I don’t want random mofos leeching off my mobs
1st That’s too easy
2nd I like to kill mobs by myself
3rd That’s my loot!
With ESO aka Lame Wars 2
Everyone gets the loot
Everyone attacks the same mobs
It seems cool for about 5 minutes
Until you realise how lame and unfulfilling that is
3.
NO DAMAGE METERS?
More Lame Wars 2 Lameness
I want to have some way of gauging what I’m doing
If I’m fighting a monster
I want to see his health
And how much damage I’m doing to him
I also want to be able to compare my damage
To other people if I’m in a group
[censored] the Lame Wars 2 Hippies
Everyone just blindly beating away at mobs
No one has a significant role
No one has any idea if they are actually doing anything
Its totally lame
I want to know
I want to see if my weapon is kicking ass
I want to top the meter if I can
And see who’s coming last
We need Damage meters and Threat meters
Its makes for a more fulfilling combat experience
We don’t need complicated nerd rotations
I’ll be happy just smashing a sledge hammer into a mob
But we need meters
Tank, Dps and Healers need to feel their role
Those meters help with that
That’s just how its goto be
3.
NO WORLD PLAYER V PLAYER?
I want to travel into hostile territory
And murder innocent people tryna quest
Kill them in their homes
I want to be killed in enemy territory!
And have to corpse run my way out of there
I want to see the enemy in my territory and camp those svckers!
I want to see skull level mofos from time to time
There should be some fear of other players this game!
None of that is possible in ESO aka Lame Wars 2
The 3 different faction zones will be safe locked
The only time you’re going to see an enemy player
Is in a battleground area!
That’s disgraceful
4.
CLOSED WORLD MEGA SERVER?
The Mega Server is a hoax
Enemy areas should be intertwined and share borders
To create opportunity for hostile encounters
This makes for real World PVP
It can happen anytime anyplace
But the Faction areas in ESO are separated to opposite ends of the planet
In reality they won’t even be on your Server
Each Faction will be on its own Server
With no content from the other Factions
That’s the real reason why we can’t go there
It’s a Closed World
All designed around the Mega Server Hoax
PVP can only be staged in the phased Battleground area
BGS can be cool
I don’t mind driving Siege engines and acquiring resources
And charging into an army of 100 hostile players
Will be awesome
But the game should have both Battleground PVP
And real World PVP
If you can’t travel to Enemy territory
Then you’re not even going to see an enemy player unless yur in a BG
That svcks IMO that’s Lame Wars 2
Worse
Is that Faction Servers will force you to start over
To stop playing yur Character
And start a new game
Just to see the other ½ of the World
And find yourself in exactly the same situation
5.
STARTING AND LEVELING ZONES
Aka Lame Wars 2 Phased Garbage
Each starting zone should be unique and amazing
So you have a chance to bond with the game right as u start playing it
Walk around and kill level 1 wolfs for fur
Equip your first Felt Gauntlets
Get accustomed to your Skills
Hear that badass sound as yur Character Levels up for the first time
Spend a Talent point or learn a new Ability
When yur strong enough
Only then should you try to make it along the road to the next zone
This is a real adventure with real consequences
Higher level mobs will own your ass if you are too confident
This is the most important part of the whole game
When you first start playing
This is what hooks you so don’t want to stop playing
Now yur Character has life
But ESO aka Lame Wars 2
You start the game with some random event
Your ported off to some other area
Before u even know what is going on
You find yourself in some fake [censored] boss fight
Then your ported away again
You never get your bearing
You don’t get a feel for the zone or yur Character
By the time u make it back to a starting area
There is so many stupid random events
Wave after wave
Of stupid [censored] horses just spam you for the rest of the game
It’s pointless
It’s lazy development
Rather than spend time creating large open areas
And placing meaningful quests for you to discover and complete
They use auto repeating events and phase loaders every 5 meters
It’s cheapskate MMO
7.
Final Words
ESO WILL HAVE
Great Medieval style environment, players and monsters
Combat that feels like Skyrim
I’m talking full Character collision with enemies
Real time Strikes and Blocks
It would also be great if you could cut off limbs
But I know you can’t make it too hard-core for the kids
I prefer 3rd person zoomed right out
But you can also zoom into 1st person
A Lock on feature as in Dark Souls would be good too
But I’m confident the combat is going to be awesome
Because its already in the Single Player Elder Scrolls
The issue is with the MMO elements
No real death
Loot for everyone
No Damage meters
No World PVP
Annoying Random events
Phased areas every 5 meters
All those elements are lame!
All those elements are from Lame Wars 2!
ESO is going to be a hollow and lifeless MMO experience
Removing amours and weapon restrictions for classes is great!
Allowing you to switch your play style at anytime is great!
New Health and Energy management is great!
Simplifying the interface is great!
There is hundreds of cool ideas you can add to the game
But World of Warcraft should be the foundation of the MMO elements
Not Lame Wars 2 or any other cheapskate MMO
It’s almost as though yur afraid of Blizzard
World of Warcraft in 2013 is toddlers game
Filled with 2D paddlepop lions and dancing pandas
As an advlt if you play WOW aka MOP you have no respect for yourself
But World of Warcraft has the best MMO elements
Steal their elements and spit on their grave!
An MMO is about playing with many other people
But it’s also about the competition between all these people
If you take away the competition
Remove all the things that differentiate us
Then you make us all the same
And take away the life of our Character
If enough people comment on this post
Maybe ESO will build the MMO side of the game right
This is terrible news!! 
