So i found this shed home to two gay lovers (a first in Skyrim). Well not exactly home too, as they only died there together. One lived in Solitude. Anyways, at the bottom of the place is some weird machine and one of the lovers dead body with a note on it. The machine does not appear to be openable or anything like that. So I ask you this:

If the machine was opened, what would be the best/funniest thing you would find inside?

Me:

Would be awesome if there was a Potion of becoming Werebear, A usable spear, and a mount that would allow free-form riding on dragons. Also some crazy map that would lead to another weird conspiracy conspiracy.

I hope Beth does more of these things but would like them to be actually solvable. Like a giant quest that would take the whole community to solve but would be handsomely rewarding.

I point you to thread:

1: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1429562-dwemer-machine-in-dead-guys-basemant/

and

2: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1429740-dwemer-machine-in-dead-guys-basemant-2/

Though from your post it looks like you're looking more for lolz then answers

The problem with stuff like that is, like with the jars, that there is probably nothing more to them.

Yea but imagine if there was something more to it though.... and to answer Tiberius: That thread is speculation, I want to know what you would want to find inside.

Ah I'd like to see Aetherius and a tome which relays the knowledge of Xarxes

The raw form of the face of Akatosh burns us to a crisp as we become one of the few mortals to see Aetherius.

A lusty argonian maid.

a sweetroll

An Xbox 360 and a TV with Skyrim on it with Dragonborn installed paused in that very same spot looking at an Xbox 360 and a TV with Skyrim and Dragonborn installed paused... you get the idea >.>

Would be biggest troll ever. However I bet some players would think its a conspiracy and the sweet roll means something else. Players would probably put the sweet roll in there house and worship it.

A guard with an unmaimed knee.

then thatd be an adventurer, not a guard

A pair of greaves.

Vivec

Went for gold secretly on the Morrowind references.

I second that motion, "would you polish my broomstick" "but its so big" "dont worry we have all night" i love how they add some mature humor that if a kid read it they wouldnt understand but the older ones can get a quick laugh.