So what is your favorite in game book/passage/or piece of lore from The Elder Scrolls?

Mine is this excerpt from "A Dance in Fire, Book V"

"It's somewhat bothersome, actually, as I wanted to go to Woodhearth first to talk to a Bosmer there who claims to have an original copy of Dirith Yalmillhiad, if you can believe it. But for the time being, that has to wait. Summurset Isle has surrounded the city, and is in the process of starving the citizenry until they surrender. It's a tiresome prospect, since the Bosmeri are happy to eat one another, so there's a risk that at the end, only one fat wood elf will remain to wave the flag."

That would be one fearsome wood elf.

I enjoy the whole TES lore. It is all my favorite

I don't know if this thread has to do with the MMO though... it will probably get moved.

The armorers challenge, found it funny

The 36 Lessons of Vivec. I don't understand a word of them, and that makes them amazing.

There's also that one scene in the tavern from the Daggerfall version of The Real Barenziah