I thought I'd make a rather stupid thread today - and I find Neloth rather funny - so I decided it should be asking all of you what your favourite Neloth line is.

I'll start:

Neloth's Line: Where is that steward of mine? Verona - oh no wait she's dead - Drovas?!

Time spent laughing: About 2 minutes

Would you put it on a t-shirt: Several

OR

Neloth's Line: Here, Have some Septims.

Time Spent laughing: 10 seconds

Would you put it on a T-Shirt: Yes