Nords and the Ebonheart Pact

Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:15 pm

The Ebonheart Pact is already clearly the superior faction in the game, with having access to the Dunmer and their living gods of the ALMSIVI, and the strange and alien Argonians. However, it is the sons of Skyrim, the humble Nords who will carry the Pact to ultimate victory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQRFK5oUlPc&feature=youtu.be

The video above shows an example of a Nord warrior in his natural environment, braving the elements of his frigid home. He embodies dedication that brought his people out of the darkness of Atmora to settle the shores of Tamriel. His taught, rippling muscles exemplify the the kind of physical and martial prowess that scoured the Falmer in ages past. Surely, the Nords have more than enough potential to take up the role of leadership and accept the task of empire-building. Let us not forget that Tiber Septim was of Nordic stock, and he founded the Empire long after the events of TESO.

The Nords alone could surely run roughshod over the barbarians of the Daggerfall Convenant, and the warped mer of the Aldmeri Dominion and their [censored] queen. With their trusted and beloved allies, the Dunmer and the Argonians, they will carry the day.

Can there be any doubt remaining to the superiority of the Ebonheart Pact?
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:54 pm

What a paragon of nordic strength!
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Charlotte Buckley
 
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:09 pm

I totally agree. Just look at that!
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:20 pm

Promiscuous women will win this war. Do the Nords have plenty of'em?
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:48 pm

Oi, oi, oi. Since when do Viking knock-offs get to call chivalric Frenchmen "barbarians"? I dispute this claim due to an inherent flaw in your logic.

To say nothing of the inherent flaw in your link. Wow, that wasn't quite what we were expecting. Still, I suppose I can understand how this illustrates the awesomeness of a Nord in an RPG setting. Neeeeever mind.
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:41 am

Good to finally see something with sense around here. Great post.
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Lilit Ager
 
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:26 pm

I bet he could bench-press the Aldmeri Dominion with one hand, and the Daggerfall Covenant with the other.
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Post » Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:16 am

A+. Would party with.
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Post » Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:41 am

Oi, oi, oi. Since when do Viking knock-offs get to call chivalric Frenchmen "barbarians"? I dispute this claim due to an inherent flaw in your logic.

Do you so easily forget your hillbilly cousins the Reachmen? That is all I need to say on the matter.
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:37 pm

Promiscuous women will win this war. Do the Nords have plenty of'em?
No, those are the Dunmer. And don't forget the kinky Argonian maids.
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:15 pm

No, those are the Dunmer. And don't forget the kinky Argonian maids.

That is a ridiculous stereotype. Everyone knows the Nibeneans are the most promiscuous.
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:32 pm

Nords can't into magic.
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Post » Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:29 am

Do you so easily forget your hillbilly cousins the Reachmen? That is all I need to say on the matter.

As if they weren't just as problematic for your brawny women as they are for our fair damsels. The only reason they raise arms against us is because yours aren't worth fighting over!

Though if you wouldn't mind sending some of said brawny women westward, we'd appreciate it. I've had this idea for a new bodyguard unit, and I think this is just the ticket.
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Post » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:28 pm

Whole-heartedly agreed. Hurdle completely missed the point. Kudos.
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