I've noticed a fair share of serious threads, discussions, and so on in the ESO community. So, I decided to start a rather unserious topic. No more FPV and faction debates. This thread is for the community to share some of their EPICLY HILARIOUS, STUPID, WEIRD, OR RANDOM experiences while playing any Elder Scrolls game.

For instance:

I once spent a half hour trying to paralyze a bear so I could watch it roll down a mountain side... Died about ten times, still didn't do it.

Blame it on the Skooma.


Also: Horizon Seeker had a good one he shared with me.


"This story is sort of related to random experiences and skooma:

So in Skyrim you occasionally come across Skooma Dealers in random places when you don't expect it. They'll offer it to you out of the blue in their shady skooma dealing manner.

First time I came across one, I looked at his offer and commented on the legality of it. He pulled out a knife and attacked me.

Second time I came across one, I simply said "No thanks" and he respected my decision in a very polite and understanding manner.

So far this sounds pretty boring and typically what every Skyrim player can experience.

But! I was in this random club down in Cancun and had to go to the restroom. There, I found a shady guy who offered me cocaine to take off the edge. Remembering my enlightening adventures in Skyrim with shifty drug dealers, I simply told him "No gracias" and was able to leave that restroom without being shanked.

Thanks Skyrim Skooma Dealer for teaching me life lessons!"

Cool Story Bro

LOL

thats whats up.

I was once handed a bottle of Skooma, but I threw it on the ground. I said "I'm not part of this system. Maaaan.".

Life valuable lessons in Skyrim.
Awesome!

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the Skooma

says one gaming addict to the other...