A bearded man in a wheelchair who has been playing video games live over the internet for the past two years http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5gixJ2X8M. Clearly, this is nothing short of a late Easter miracle. The female voice in the video is his un-paralyzed girlfriend who seems to be surprised by his getting up and walking, but immediately goes on to reminisce about a strange story involving their dog and a fish store. The man in question, Angel Hamilton, left his webcam on in his twitch channel and captured the miracle for all to see. His twitch.tv channel (http://www.twitch.tv/zilianOP) has since been closed, most likely due to his ability to now go out and enjoy the outside world. Over the months as he was streaming on twitch.tv Angel was able to solicit over $20,000 in donations and stream earnings. These donations were used to purchase many items seen on his stream including electronics, a $2,000+ wheelchair and $5,000 to move across the country to live near his girlfriend (Panthoria).
Oh, I think the schadenfreude's gone. Aww. Well, that was a good five minutes.
Edit: no, it's back! Hahah. This is just so absurd!