I noticed the community calendar today and decided to take a peek. The first thing I detected was that there didn't seem to be anything in there except birthdays. "How boring," I thought.

After closer inspection, I noticed that the birthday count for nearly all the days is 75 +/-15. Pretty dang consistent if you ask me. Consistent, that is, with the exception of 3 dates which fall far outside of this bound. Those dates are: 1/1, 11/11, and 6/6. Planned births for those precious dates? I think not. Let's take 11/11/11, for instance. The fabled date of Skyrim's release. Is it simply coincidental that 137 users each fall under that same date, nearly twice as many as any other day of the year? Doubtful. 6/6 (strikingly close to the devilish date of 6/6/6) falls in 3rd with 107 users claiming that date as their cake day. Finally, 1/1 has a whopping 237 users "born" to us on that day.

So, by using this perfected process of ratiocination called 'common sense,' I think we can all deduce that many of our members here have lied about their birth date.

Was it you!? People lying on the internet about their age? I don't believe it.

But how could you deceive your fellow members and laugh in secret as they wish you well on the alluded date of your nativity? Let's hear it, you anti-community, birthday anarchists!

Umm..ooookkkkk.....

I myself used my real birthday. Which means I'm more original than 90% of the people who did NOT use their real birth date.

Oh, simply a minor accounting error from our benefactors.

I've an airboat awaiting you outside, if you hurry they won't catch you. You must leave now before they lock this entire place down.

Well, I'll be on my way, then.

Now they can hack your Apple ID.