So I was inspired or something by the change of course of conversation in the 'Internet hell' thread and decided to see what everyone's first time on or exposure to the Internet was like. What year was it? If you remember, what kind of Internet connection did you use? Do you remember the journey to your first website? Y'know, crap like that.
For me, the first time I remember hearing about the Internet was probably about age 4 or 5 when my family was obsessed with playing the early Doom series (this was back in 1994, 1995). It might've been slightly later, even. But yes, I remember my brother, who is six years my senior, told me, "Did you know that people can play with each other... using their phone!?" My sisters and I were amazed by this concept. Did you call them to pretend you were playing together? Did your computer use your phone to call the other person? It seemed like witchcraft, and we largely ignored it for a few years.
When I was about 8, we got dial-up. I had been hearing about the Internet for a while then, mainly because back in 1997, 1998, I was collecting Ty Beanie Babies. They'd tell you to go to ty.com for more about Beanie Babies. I would tell my parents that I wanted to use the Internet because "I want to go to H-T-T-P-colon-slash-slash-slash[sic]-W-W-W-dot-T-Y-dot-com and get free Beanie Babies!" I sincerely thought that if I managed to get online that the Ty company would reward me by allowing me to order as many Beanie Babies as possible... for free.
But first, my dad sat us down one by one at the computer and told us, "Here, click on that and make an e-mail address so people can send you stuff electronically. I'll be here if you have questions." I had no idea what I was doing but I ended up making my first e-mail account and then looking over at him and saying, "Now can I go to [reciting the whole webpage again]!?"
And yeah. I'm sure that I probably wrote mine out a bit longer than most, but I just do that, I guess.