the good night quote for the day is

"What is this thing, anyway?" said the Dean, inspecting the implement in his hands. "It's called a shovel," said the Senior Wrangler. "I've seen the gardeners use them. You stick the sharp end in the ground. Then it gets a bit technical."

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain

May the Force be with you

- Captain Pickard.

Death had to take him sleeping, for had he been awake, there would have been a fight

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."

"Before you criticize a person, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes." (J. K. Lambert)

Honesty is the best policy, therefore, by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett

"The wise make proverbs, and fools repeat them." -Isaac Disraeli

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

WRONG

That quote is from Jimi Hendrix.