So I came across http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389994/Father-48-castrated-getting-testicles-caught-piece-metal-slid-boat.html a couple days ago and augh, that's horrible. A man falls off his boat and is dangling for several seconds by his testicles and the metal piece ripped them open. Jesus.

(Note: I hope mods don't have a problem with this, I just thought this was a horrible yet shareable topic since there's no profanity or sixuality to the topic)

'Kay, I don't even have a set of those and my stomach is turning reading this article, haha. My stomach rarely turns.

Just reading that article gave me ghost pains.

'If it wasn't for the tubes holding my testicles, they would have gone into the sea and I would never have seen them again."

I don't know if I should put this as my signature.

Whyyyyyy, Martyr?

Couldn't read half of that article

Hanging by your scrotum from a motorboat sounds horrid, but at least they patched up his ballsack so it's all good in the end. He looks terribly smug in those pictures as well, so there are some strange contrasts in the article. An interesting read nonetheless...

I'm not sure which is funnier, your new avatar or the donation group he's made to try and get 100,000 pounds (Shut up, American Keyboard, no pound sign), is named 'Pete's Plums'.

I can imagine this as a national sport.

Maybe call it Motorbawling.

O_o

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?!?

OMG......that's just...I don't even...owwwwwww. That's one of the most horrific(in regards to a single person) thing I've ever read. Even worse, the article said his scar split open several times. Can you imagine, just going about your day, when all of a sudden..."OMG! My sack just split! Quick to the hospital!" bleh. I seriously could have lived without having ever read that article, I'll probably have nightmares now about that.

That's pretty hilarious....Sounds beyond painful... Talk about being held by your short and curlies