I was being clumsy and beery when gravity took over and sent my bottle upside-downedly towards my keyboard. The liquid inside poured out and all over, bathing everything in the vicinity. Luckily I had on hand a can of computer duster which I snatched up and sprayed while holding my keyboard upside down. I used a lot and the can felt cold, but I was able to dry the keys fairly decently and am happy to say they all work.
So lesson learned, kids. Always keep some air handy.