My father and I went to a lake to do some fishing and there was some pretty good size fish in the lake...AND ALL THEY DID WAS TAUNT US AND LAUGH AT US!!! These Bass and I think some Catfish where happily jumping out of the water near our bait but didn't bite. The only thing we manage to feed where thieving turtles lol. Still it was a fun day and hope to do it again however I'm pretty badly sunburned around my forearms and face.

get hold of dynamite

light it

throw it in the water

profit

Or pull a Homer and use a bug zapper.

Fishing is a fun and relaxing activity, but since I suffer from severe seasickness I don't really do it, and I don't really get much enjoyment out of it either. When I was younger my dad and I would go to the docks and fish. I still have fond memories of that, even if it's fading into obscurity since I haven't touched a fishing rod in 10+ years.

I remember when I traveled north once and joined some guys on fishing, we would gut the fish and hold its beating heart in our palms. It was pretty fascinating and messed up. Gutting fish is fun and part of the experience.

You're supposed to eat the beating heart raw and absorb it's life essence.

I thought everyone knew that.