http://elderscrollsonline.com/en/news/post/2013/08/26/ask-us-anything-variety-pack-6
Where’s my beta key? – The Internet
I was going to deliver it to you in person, but I ran out of magicka! My mount went lame! I didn’t have enough gold for the Wayshrine. My robes didn’t come back from the alchemist’s! An old friend stopped by from Akavir. Someone stole my horse! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Fleshflies! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO THE DIVINES!
Classic Blues Brothers.