I've been gone for awhile, perhaps a little over a year... not 'entirely' sure on the exact time, but chances are I've missed a lot of interesting things. So, I want you all to tell me what has happened while I've been gone! But you must tell me in poem form.

Begin!

TGS, you do this roughly once a year, reappear with a grand fanfare and demands for amusemant. But I don't think most of the forum even knows who you are anymore.

Here's a haiku...

If each returning
member made this thread, we would
be flooded with spam

The forum has a search function, and more than a years worth of threads can still be found in the back pages.