» Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:18 pm due to an Earlier post I just made, I was remembering of when I worked as a sales rep at a local electronic store during highschool..
one day i grabbed the Phone because it was ringing:
Spoiler
Me: River Valley Electronics, speaking how can I be of assistance today?
Customer: Hi!
Me: Yes Hello, How can I be of Assistance?
Customer: Do you sell Computers?
Me: Yes we do
Customer: What Kinds?
Me: Well, we Carry HP, ASUS, Acer, Gateway, Lenovo, Toshiba, and Sony Machines, but if we don't have what your looking for we can order it in..
Customer: I don't know what that means... are any of them "Good"?
Me: well, some machines will be better then others.. what exactly is it you want to do with your Machine?
Customer: ...I don't know... actually, I don't think I want a Computer...
Me: I am sorry to hear that, can I be of any more assistance today?
Customer: do you guys sell Movies?
Me: Yes we do.
Customer: ...what kind of Movies..?
Me: We have many of the New Releases.
Customer: ...are any of them any good..?
Me: Well that depends, what kind of Movies do you like to watch?
Customer: ..I don't really...
Me: I see, can I be of anymore Assistance to you today?
Customer: ..do you sell Video Games?
Me: Yes we do..
Customer: ...what kinds?
Me: we carry games for all current gen platforms..
Customer: ohh okay... Including PS3?
Me: yes, we have an Aisle just for PS3 games...
Customer: are any of them any good?
Me: well that Depends, what kind of games do you like to play?
Customer: .... I don't know... what game would you recommend?
Me: well, I personally Don't play on a PS3, But "Call of Duty: World At War" just came out for it, and I am told by my co-workers it is a fun game..
Customer: ..okay... can I play that on my Gamecube..?
Me: No, it would require a current gen machine..
Customer: but, my PS3 is broken...
Me: well, we do sell PS3s if you are looking to replace it..
Customer: No thanks, I hate my PS3, thats why I broke it...
Me: .....okay...? can I be of anymore assistance today...?
Customer: Yes, can you recommend a good Pizza place..?
Me: well... thats not really part of my job, but... depends, what do you like on your Pizza?
Customer: I don't know... what do you like on your Pizza?
Me: ... just order from Pizza Twice...
Customer: Okay! thanks for your help!
*Hangs up*
Me: River Valley Electronics,
Customer: Hi!
Me: Yes Hello, How can I be of Assistance?
Customer: Do you sell Computers?
Me: Yes we do
Customer: What Kinds?
Me: Well, we Carry HP, ASUS, Acer, Gateway, Lenovo, Toshiba, and Sony Machines, but if we don't have what your looking for we can order it in..
Customer: I don't know what that means... are any of them "Good"?
Me: well, some machines will be better then others.. what exactly is it you want to do with your Machine?
Customer: ...I don't know... actually, I don't think I want a Computer...
Me: I am sorry to hear that, can I be of any more assistance today?
Customer: do you guys sell Movies?
Me: Yes we do.
Customer: ...what kind of Movies..?
Me: We have many of the New Releases.
Customer: ...are any of them any good..?
Me: Well that depends, what kind of Movies do you like to watch?
Customer: ..I don't really...
Me: I see, can I be of anymore Assistance to you today?
Customer: ..do you sell Video Games?
Me: Yes we do..
Customer: ...what kinds?
Me: we carry games for all current gen platforms..
Customer: ohh okay... Including PS3?
Me: yes, we have an Aisle just for PS3 games...
Customer: are any of them any good?
Me: well that Depends, what kind of games do you like to play?
Customer: .... I don't know... what game would you recommend?
Me: well, I personally Don't play on a PS3, But "Call of Duty: World At War" just came out for it, and I am told by my co-workers it is a fun game..
Customer: ..okay... can I play that on my Gamecube..?
Me: No, it would require a current gen machine..
Customer: but, my PS3 is broken...
Me: well, we do sell PS3s if you are looking to replace it..
Customer: No thanks, I hate my PS3, thats why I broke it...
Me: .....okay...? can I be of anymore assistance today...?
Customer: Yes, can you recommend a good Pizza place..?
Me: well... thats not really part of my job, but... depends, what do you like on your Pizza?
Customer: I don't know... what do you like on your Pizza?
Me: ... just order from Pizza Twice...
Customer: Okay! thanks for your help!
*Hangs up*
I immediately looked at my co-worker and said "I think I just killed a dozen brain cells listening to that guy...
Have you ever had to deal with prank calls while on the job?
