So the other night me and a few friends got VERY drunk and it turns I'm an absolute idiot when I've had too much. I didn't think I was that bad until I watched my self back on my phone (I have no idea how I managed to film myself, but anyway), I was pretty wild.

I keep remembering things I did that night and cringing...

Sure I wasn't the only one who was completely wrecked (some of my other friends were worse), but it's still pretty embarrassing.

Anyone else like this, or had a night like it? I'm sure most of us have.

I'm hoping this is within the rules.

I have had a few nights like that. It happens until you reach the level of drunkenness you like to stay at regularly. Of course, other incidents can lead to hilarity or tragedy that make it difficult to stay in your drunk comfort zone. Like getting in a drinking contest with an alcoholic Indonesian dwarf/little person/whatever the PC term is now. I kept calling him Gimli and he kept calling me idiot. Fun night, at least what I remember of it. A wee bit embarrassing in hindsight, I totally made an ass out of myself. He won the contest, although I had been drinking steadily for 2 hours prior to the contest. Still I lost. [censored] happens. Some people never learn their comfort zone or they want to get destructively drunk all the time though. Avoid those people when partying.

I generally take my drink very well, but one summer I went totally overboard. We were at one friend's house in the forest. I drank a whole bottle of home made brandy and probably decided to talke a walk outside despite there being no lights out there (or whatever the hell I was thinking), and I fell into a pit. His parents visited us the next day to bring us more food and other supplies since we didn't have a car and closest shop was miles away, and it's a complete understatement when I say it was "interesting" to explain why is my body all completely torn apart. I was literally scared from face to feet. We told them we were jogging and I stepped on wet grass (it was raining those days) and fell down some rocks. Mother svcked the story, but his father, grinning, quietly asked "Don't [censored] me, how much did he drink?". I never plan to do that again. Though I didn't exactly plan to do it then either. Good side of the story is that not a single scar is visible on me today. Bad side was that my favourite Whitesnake shirt was totally ruined.

I also had another one involving the final test for a driving licence and not remembering it, but I'm going to stop before anyone starts to think I have serious issues.

I just get much more talkative when drunk. Never done anything stupid, other than allow people to buy me shot after shot.

The closest example I have is when I was at a LAN party and everyone was playing single player games, much to my annoyance. So I decided to drink a bit of vodka and rant about psychology at them. Not my finest hour, but it was fun.

I did something similar, at least the last part. The end result was a self proclaimed intellectual gay guy giving a shot at doing me. He was a nice guy, mind you, I'm just not that curious.

Man, you hard xD

I'm the kind of drunk that doesn't always drink, but when I do...

I wake up two days later in the hospital.

I always got comments like your the same when your drunk as you are when your sober, i probably did more silly things when i was sober, alcohol always had the opposite effect on me, i remembered things more clearly when i was drunk, everyone hated the fact i knew everything they did and they couldnt remember, ive always said one thing if you cant handle being drunk dont drink.

Well that's no fun...drinking groups need each member to do something stupid at some point. Otherwise there is a power imbalance. Instead of, "ahahaha you would say that, but who is the one who dolphin dived into a field of cow crap?" "I may have done that, but at least I didn't punch a telephone pole that was 'looking at me funny' after telling some girl that I am a black belt in karate..." you get the first line with " " after it. You need that comeback experience.

Oh, that definitely isn't my best drunk story. It's just the one you all get to read about, 'cause the other ones would get me warned for indecency.

I dig it, man. If I was at a LAN-party where everyone was playing single player games, I'd want to get very drunk, very fast myself.

That was my thought exactly. All I had wanted was to play some StarCraft.

I think the worst thing I do when I drink too much is to talk a load of crap and then fall asleep under the table. Of course the next day I feel absolutely mortified because I'm the world's most embarrassingly foolish person ever, but that's just the hangover talking. I don't think I've done any excitingly ludicrous things when drunk, just stuff like climbing a 15' chain-link fence and falling into a patch of nettles because we decided it would be amusing to take the direct route to the kebab emporium. Next day I went to have a look in the daylight and couldn't quite figure out how I'd managed it because I certainly couldn't do it when sober.

i'm a sentimental drunk, which is weird because i typically drink to forget the things i get sentimental about, so i usually just kind of sit around and tell stories about dumb things nobody cares about and then either lose track of what i'm saying halfway through and tell another story or start sobbing inconsolably. it's all very complicated.

i've never done anything off the wall crazy, though.

I compensated by dragging everyone into something stupid when i was sober, since most of them wouldnt do anything unless they were drunk.