Vvardenfell - A Morrowind Parody!

Post » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:26 pm

"Vvardenfell" - A parodied lyrics of Paul Simon's "America"




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Let us be Chimer, we'll worship the D?dra together


I've got some ash yams here in my bag


So we bought some smooth skooma for highs


And we walked off to look for Vvardenfell.



Azura, I said as I boarded a Strider in Vivec


Mournhold seems like a dream to me now


It took me five days to hitchhike to Sanctus Shrine


I've gone to look for Vvardenfell.



Jogging in a rush, running away from the ‘racers.


She said the man in the netch leather suit was a spy


I said, be careful, his fork is really a dagger.


Toss me my skooma pipe, it's tucked right here in my pocket


We did our last hit one an hour ago



So I search for machinery.


She went to Seyda Neen.


And the moons rose over a saltrice field.



Desele, I'm lost, I said though I knew she was sleeping


I'm fatigued and cursed but I don't know why.



Counting the guars in the dead of the night


Searching for Vvardenfell


Searching for Vvardenfell


Searching for Vvardenfell


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