A while back on another board I had a thread going called WKRP in Solitude. A big part of that thread was parodies of classic rock songs reworded with Skyrim related lyrics. (All humorous. Kind of like the Wierd Al of Skyrim.) Most got a kick out of them so thought i would share them here as well. There are around 80 songs I did altogether. The previous board allowed me to post links to the actual songs so in case you didn't know the song you could click on it and listen as you read or at least get the tune in your head. At last try I couldn't post links here yet so if i cannot then i will simply write the song/artist above each one so you will know. Also, if anyone has the know-how & means to make these into actual vids then get in touch with me, They might be a big hit on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4g75nZTxA

(Queen--Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is he a real god?

Is he just fantasy?

Screw the Thalmor

Talos is reality

Open your shrines

Pray to number 9

And seeeeeeeeeee

I’m just a poor Nord

I need no sympathy

Cause I’m easy come, easy go

Always drunk in the snow

Anyway, the Empire blows

The White-Gold doesn’t really matter to me

To meeeeeeeeeeee

Mama, I just killed an Elf

Put my dagger to his head

Shoved it through now he’s dead

Mama, it was so much fun

But now I need to throw his corpse away

Mama….ohhhhohhhhhohhhhh

Should have heard how he cried

But he won’t be back this time tomorrow

For the Nords, for the Nords

As if those damned elves really mattered

Too late, his time had come

Ran my sword through his spine

Held it for long time

Goodbye Aldmeri, you got to go

Get out of Skyrim and face the truth

Thalmor…..ooooooh ooooooh

I want you all to die

Sometimes wished you’d never been formed at all

I see a little silhouette of an elf

Azura, Azura, will you use the Black Star

Soul gems and lightning

Very, very frightening

Talos! Talos!

Talos! Talos!

Tiber Septim is Talos!

He’s so magnifico

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I’m just a poor Nord, Talos really loves me

I’m just a poor Nord from a Nord family

Spare me a sword so I can kill some more elves please

Thalmor come, Thalmor go

I cannot let this go

Tiber Septim, I will not let this go

Tiber Septim, I will not let this go

Never let it go

No, no, no, no, no, no

Oh Dibella, Mara! Oh Dibella, Mara! Let me go!

Sovngarde has a feast set aside for me

So you think you can own me and take my Divine?

So you think you can do this and really not die?

Ohhhh Aldmeri, can’t do this to me, Aldmeri

Just got to get out, just got to get out

Just get your asses out of here

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

No elf really matters

Anyone can see

No elf really matters

No elf really matters

To meeeeeeeeeee……

Anyway, the Empire blows….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg

(Charlie Daniels--Devil went down to Georgia)

A daedra went down to Morthal he was looking for a soul to steal

He had a devious mind, but he wasn’t a Divine

So he was willing to make a deal

When he came upon a young Nord sawing on a lute

And playing it hot

So the daedra stood up on a big tree stump

And said, boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a lute player too

And if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you

Now you play a pretty good lute boy

But give a daedra his due

I bet this lute of gold against your soul that says I’m better than you

The Nord said, my name’s Jonvin, and it might hurt my CHIM

But I’ll take that bet, you’re gonna regret

Cause I’m the best there’s ever been

Jonvin ready up your lute and play that thing real hard

Cause Oblivion’s broke loose in Morthal and this deadra deals in hearts

And if you win you get this shiny lute made of gold

But if you lose the deadra gets your soul

The daedra said, I’ll start this show

And fire flew from his fingertips as he readied his lute to go

He ran his claws across the strings and it made an evil hiss

Then a band of atronachs joined in and it sounded something like this

*Wicked instrument solo*

When the daedra finished Jonvin said

Well you’re pretty good ol’ son

But go on back to Oblivion as I show you how it’s done

And he played,

Paarthy on the mountain, run Dovah, run

Greybeards waiting up at High Hrothgar

Alduin in Sovngarde eatin’ up souls

Dragonrend shout now Dovahkiin knows

When Jonvin finished the daedra bowed his head

Cause he knew that he’d been beat

And he laid that golden lute on the ground at Jonvin’s feet

Jonvin said, just come on back daedra if you ever want to try again

Cause I told you once you son of Boethia

I’m the best there’s ever been

Cause he played,

Paarthy on the mountain, run Dovah run

Greybeards waiting up at High Hrothgar

Alduin in Sovngarde eatin’ up souls

Dragonrend shout now Dovahkiin knows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_qhnWByA4

(Foreigner--Juke Box Hero)

Standing in Whiterun

With his head hung low

Couldn’t join the Companions

Said he didn’t have the soul

Heard a roar and a growl

From the Underforge it came

Put his ear to the wall

Till Vilkas chased him away

But what he saw at Jovasskr

Just blew him away

Had coin in his eye, and the very next day

Bought a beat up glass sword

From that sleazy Belethor

Didn’t know how to use it, but he knew for sure

That one glass sword, and maybe a bow

Was a one-way ticket to a butt load of gold

So he started slashin’, ain’t never gonna stop

Going to keep on slashn’, show up that Kodlak

And be a sell-sword hero (got gold in his eyes)

Sell sword hero

With that one glass sword

Sell-sword hero (got gold in his eyes)

Sell-sword hero (got a job tonight!)

In a cave without a name, filled with trolls and Falmer

Had to stay in the shadows, cause he knew for sure

On this job he should have passed, he must have been insane

With that crappy glass sword, he never should have came

Now he needs to start slashin’, he just can’t stop

Got to keep on slashin’, before he ends up in a gut

And he’s a sell-sword hero (got gold in his eyes)

Sell-sword hero (gold in his eyes)

Sell-sword hero

Gotta stay alive

Stay alive tonight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A

(Arrowsmith---Janie's got a gun)

Nah, nah, naaaaaaaah

Nah, nah, naaaaaaaah

Nah, nah, naaaaaaah

Nah, nah, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Serena saved the sun

Serena saved the sun

Prophecy’s come undone

Vampires on the run

What did her daddy doooooooooo

What did he put her through

They say when Serena was awakened

They found her with an Elder Scroll

Harkon didn’t see that one coming

Now Serena’s got the scroll

He ain’t never gonna stop those raaaaaaaaaayyys

Serena saved the sun

Serena saved the sun

Dawnguards just begun

Got Harkon on the run

Tell me now is it truuuuuuuuuue

What did her daddy dooooooooo

He jacked a Moth Priest, the vamp is really on his

Gaaaaaaamme

They say he ran off her mother, but now his plans are asunder

Who thought a vampire would save the daaaaaaaaaay

Run away, run away from the daaaa-aa—aaaay

Run away, run away from the daaa-aa—aaaay

Run away, run away

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

Serena saved the sun

Serena saved the sun

Her new life has begun

Got her curse undone

What did her daddy doooooooo

Man have you seen her booooobs

She said don’t take him down easy

Put an arrow through his head

Cause Isran won’t believe me

He won’t even see me

The man has got to be insaaaaaaaaane

Run away, run away from the daaaa-aaaa-aaaay

Run away, run away from the daaaaa-aaaa—aaaa—ay

Run away, run away

Run, run, run, run, run, run away

Serena saved the sun

Serena saved the sun

Got her curse undone

Would love to hit that some

Her butt looks awfully fun

Bloodsvckers on the run

Serena saved the sun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f1z-nHvt3c

(Door--Hello, I love you)

Hello, I raised you, don’t tell me your name

Hello, I raised you, need your help in this fray

Hello, I raised you, could use your melee

Hello, I raised you, you need to do what I say

I’m walking down the street

Reanimating every corpse I meet

Don’t think that you’re alive

Cause when I’m done you’ll just vaporize

Hello, I raised you, don’t tell me your name

Hello, I raised you, need your help in this fray

Hello, I raised you, could use your melee

Hello, I raised you, you need to do what I say

Hold that mace up high

Slay that troll then kill that guy

Your arms are rotting and your legs are bone

When you move your guts fall out your wounds

Summoned Daedra lick my feet

Like a dog that begs for a roll that’s sweet

So bet your ass when this fight is through

You’ll be going back to your dusty tomb

Hello……hello……hello

I raised you my thrall, hello

Just needed your help, that’s all

Hello…..hello…..hello….hello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w

(Golden Earring--Twilight Zone)

It’s 2 am (it’s 2am) the mead is gone

Sitting here waiting, target’s not home

But the guard is watching, so not taking any chances

Yeah there’s this Narfi on the list, voices in his head

Walks around mumbling, doesn’t know his sister is dead

Cannot understand,

Has the whole town worked into a frenzy

Now he’s fallen into the Sacrament Zone

Guy is a madman, lives all alone

Sleeps in a house under the moon and stars

But he’s good as dead since I’ve come this far

And he’s gonna know

When the dagger hits the bone

And he’s gonna know

When the dagger hits the bone

Ahhhh…aaahh….aaah….when the dagger hits the bone

Went up to Solitude the mission went wrong

Double crossed by Astrid now stuck here alone

Can’t get out, can’t get through

What to do?

Now revenge weighs heavy on my seething mind

Gonna slice her throat from side to side

When this pissed man comes

She’ll know damn well I’m not to be cheated

Now she’s fallen into the Sacrament Zone

Brotherhood destroyed, Night Mother gone

Most are dead and the others charred

This time the b***h has gone too far

And she’s gonna know

When my dagger hits her bone

And she’s gonna know

When the dagger hits the bone

Ahhh…aaahhhh….aahh…when my dagger hits her bone

Yeah she’s fallen into the Sacrament Zone

Cicero is creepy and Nazir is stoned

Babette is crying and the fires are still warm

Astrid was dying so I helped her along

And she let out a moan

When my dagger hit her bone

Yeah, she let out a moan

When the dagger hit the bone

When the dagger hit the bone

Ahhhh…ahhhhh…ahhhh….when the dagger hit the bone.

http://youtu.be/WBMLXu4An90

(Don Henley--All she wants to do is dance)

Empire’s picking up prisoners

Taking them to Helgen

And all she wants to do is fence

Stormcloaks are rebels

Who say Skyrim belongs to them

And all she wants to do is fence

Velvet Lechance is the local drink

All she wants to do is fence

Mess you fast once you get past the stink

And all she wants to do is fence

No good thieves who will rob you blind

And all she wants to do is fence

Wild eyed sell-swords who ain’t afraid to die

And all she wants to do is fence

And maybe Rarnis

She avoids the heat

By staying off the street

She wants to profit, yeah

Her prices don’t come down, yeah

All she wants to do is fence

Well the Jarl put a spy in the Ragged Flagon

All she wants to do is fence

To keep her from selling all the weapons that she ‘found’

All she wants to do is fence

But that don’t stop Tonilla from making a coin or two

All she wants to do is fence

She can still sell the Stormcloaks all the swords they can use

All she wants to do is

All she wants to do is fence

And maybe Rarnis

Well I barely left the Ratway

On my last way out

Bout to hit the cemetery when I heard someone shout

They said don’t forget to come back

But if and when I do

Bring plenty gold with me

Cause all she wants to do is fence

And maybe Rarnis

She avoids the heat

By staying off the street

She wants to profit, yeah

Her prices don’t come down, yeah

All she wants to do is

All she wants to do is fence

(Ozzy Osbourne--Crazy Train)

(Link is broken so will find a new one)

Sooovvvvvnnnnngardeeeeeee….ha hahahahahaha

Aye, aye, aye, aye

Crazy, that’s how it goes

Millions of Thalmor, living as foes

Maybe….it’s not too late

To learn how to love them

But they’re so easy to hate

Civil War, now dragons

Nothing’s the same

It’s all enough to make me feel like a crazy thane

It’s all enough to make me feel like a crazy thane

I’ve listened to Ulfric

He sounds like a fool

Just a dumb Jarl

Who makes his own rules

One man

Hngry for rule and control

But he knows how to sell it

So the Nords play the role

Elisif’s still screaming

Ulfric’s insane

It’s all enough to make me feel like a crazy thane

It’s all enough to make me feel like a crazy thane

Heirs to the Great War

That’s what we’ve become

To divide the Empire now

It seems kind of dumb

It’s crazy, crazy I swear

Nords keep yelling, the Empire’s not fair

White-Gold not working

The Thalmor to blame

It’s all enough to make me feel like a crazy thane

It’s all enough to make me feel like a crazy thane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMFMf9cN64U

(Georgia Satellites--Keep your hands to yourself)

Got a few Septims in my pocket going ching-a-ling-a-ling

Sent you a courier, paid him to sing

But each time I visit I get the same old thing

Always no huggie, no kissie till I get a restoration ring

I said, by the Nine baby, when you gonna love on this Elf

She said, don’t hand me your lines and keep your tusk to yourself

I said baby, baby, baby

Why do you treat me this way

I’m still your lover Elf, I still feel the same way

Then she told me a story about free tusks and sap

And said no huggie, no kissie till I get a Mara Amulet

I said, come on Ysolda, just give it up for this elf

She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your tusk to yourself

See I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give in

That’s when she started talkin’ about true love, brought up Haelga again

I said, honey I’ll live with you for the rest of my life

She said no huggie, no kissie then she pulled out a knife

I said, what gives baby, when will you love on this elf

She said don’t hand me no lines and keep that tusk to yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

King shouted apart and you’re to blame

Ulfric, you give Nords a bad name

The Thalmor gone is what you said

You promised us freedom instead we get this

The Dominion wants this war to be

When the Empire’s in ashes then maybe you’ll see

Ohhhhh…you’re a load of dung

Ohhhhhh….there’s nowhere to run

Talos can’t save you when Tullius is done

King shouted apart and you’re to blame

You give Nords a bad name (bad name)

Tear the Empire apart, you must be insane

Ulfric, you give Nords a bad name (bad name)

You sit at Windhelm in your palace

Blood on your hands and wine on your lips

Stormcloaks fight while you go hide

When the Empire finds you kiss your blue ass goodbye

King shouted apart and you’re to blame

Ulfric, you give Nords a bad name (bad name)

The Empire is crippled, the damage is done

King shouted apart and then you ran away

You give Nords a bad name (bad name)

The Empire’s loss is the Thalmor’s gain

Ulfric, you give Nords a bad name (bad name)

Ooooooooohhhh….you give Nords

A bad name (bad name)

Yeah, you give Nords a bad name

http://youtu.be/HuS5NuXRb5Y

Ahhhh….look at all the Whiterun people

Ahhhhhh……look at all the Whiterun people

Fralia Graymane searching for clues in a house where she lives

With Avulstein

Waits at her stand

Telling strangers she meets to come to her door

Is she a [censored]?

All the Whiterun people

How do they get along?

All the Whiterun people

Nazeem is worst of all

Arkay Priest Andurs searching for an amulet he won’t go near

He is too scared

Look at him sleeping

I’m robbing him blind yet he snores as if no one is there

Guess he don’t care

All the Whiterun people

How do they get along?

All the Whiterun people

Nazeem is worst of all

Ahhhhh…..look at all the Whiterun peole

Ahhhhh……look at all the Whiterun people

Fralia Graymane packed up her bags and left

Poor Eorlund one day

Now she worships Arkay, (know what I mean)

Faranger Salt-Fire wiping the six from his hands

As he leaves the Cauldron’s back door

Her potion worked sure

All the Whiterun people

How do they get along?

All the Whiterun people

Nazeem is worst of all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

Moon sugar’s gone, there’s none at home

My mind is not my own

My body sweats, it has the shakes

I really need another taste

I can’t eat (nooooo)

I can’t sleep

There’s no doubt I’m in too deep

My throat is tight, my fur has fleas

One more sip is all I need

Whoooooaaa….used to think I was immune to the stuff (oh yeah)

Closer to the truth so say can’t get enough

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

I could drink wine or maybe mead

But skooma is what I need

I will beg, commit crime

Just one more drink and I’ll be fine

They say I’m crazy, I’m gone insane

Cause skooma is all I crave

If there’s none for me to do

Then for some more I’ll sleep with you

Whooooaaa….used to think I was immune to the stuff (oh yeah)

Closer to the truth to say can’t get enough

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

Might as well face it I’m addicted to skooma

http://youtu.be/jFi2ZM_7FnM

On a steep mountain pathway, cool wind in my hair

The smell of fresh troll dung, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light

My gear was heavy and I’d lost some CHIM

I had to stop for the night

There they stood in the doorway, the ones I’d heard yell

And I was thinking to myself, is that Sven

I can’t tell.

Then they lit up a candle and showed me the way

Never met people like them before

Then I heard one say

Welcome to Hotel High Hrothgar

Do you like the place, do you like the place, do you like the place

Fus Do Rah here at High Hrothgar

Anytime of year, anytime of year

You can shout it here

Their minds were Jurgen twisted,

Their faces pale and thin

They had lots of really weird toys

They called trends

What they did in the courtyard, all that old man sweat

They like to remember, I’m still trying to forget

So I called out to Bori

Can I just go inside

He said we haven’t had a Dragonborn here since 3E69

And still those Greybeards are calling from far away

Wake you in the middle of the night, when they begin to play

Welcome to Hotel High Hrothgar

Do you like the place, do like the place

Do you like the place?

Fus Ro Dah here at High Hrothgar

Anytime of year, anytime of year

You can shout it here

Mirrors on the ceiling, they drank Skooma on ice

Angeir said we are pretty kinky here, just look at this device

And in Einarth’s chamber they gathered and they played

Drank some kind of tree sap then read the Argonian Maid

Last thing I remember I was heading for the door

Had to find the path back down or at least a safe word

Relax, said Bori, you don’t have to receive

But if you really want to then come see me…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLQYkbzSz5s

Want some moon sugar in your water

Some skooma in your tea

Those were some of the crazy questions

She was asking me

This is the kinkiest woman there ever could be

Don’t light that candle

I don’t want to see

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Not sure if that was fun, no

But it can’t be undone, no

I opened up the window

Had to get some air into that room

She got undressed

And I could smell she was used

And that thing her hips were doing

Bout scared me half to death

She just kept on going

Couldn’t even catch my breath

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Not sure if that was fun, no

But it can’t be undone, no

By the time it was over

Hafgir was knocking on the door

I looked at Haelga

She was sprawled out on the floor

She was showing me something I ain’t never seen before

Had to get out, just couldn’t see no more

Ma…ma…mama told me not to come

She said, fun is the Daedra, son

Fun is the Daedra

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

But it can’t be undone, no

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Turija started a thread like this in the Oblivion forums. It was very fun: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1478014-tes4-radio/

I'll post later if I think of any Skyrim-related songs.

Kind of doubted I was the only one to ever do this. Will check it out. My original thread was a couple years ago on the Skyrim 360 board (Gamefaqs) but tried to revisit for the One after the SE came out, but people were too interested in talking about mods to actually have any fun with the game. So dropped it. The thread was more than just songs though. It was like a radio station for Skyrim with shows such as the Crush Limbsbah Show (Tamriel's most conservative Orc), Skyrim Singles with Drilmy Hulgood, the Ask Astrid show, commercials, Skryim's top 40 countdown, Love songs with Imperial host Dix-uh Normus and more. Just doing the songs here though. Will add a couple a day until done.

I will try to find link to it later but it was called WKRP in Solitude 420FM on the One board for Skyrim. (though it has long been archived)