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By this, I mean WHAT if Ron Pearlman narrated slo-mo death scenes in this game?
What would he have said..?

Post what you think would've been funny/ironic/good!

"As you disemboweled yourself after being shot, you realized that everything was blown onto the walls."

"As you were blown up by a grenade, you remember the first time you threw one, strangely, it looks exactly like this."

"After the Courier died, the remaining factions fought for another few years, Until finally, one had conquered."

He'd have to talk fast since the death scene is only like 4 seconds.

EXTENDED SLO-MOOOOOOOOOOO!

But really? Mine are like 15 seconds long each time. :confused:

"Damn, look at your body fly!"

Before he/she blew up the courier thought silently to themselves "[censored] what are the chances every radio is at a frequency to make me explode".

"As your final breath gurgles from the stump of your bloody neck, blinking the lids on your decapited head you realise..."
"Taking on a Deathclaw with a rolling pin was not a good idea. "

A repeat from another thread, but I'm worn out tunking alriddy.


New one.

"Ow, that was my foot".

"As the bullet struck you, you realize it blew your mind."

MUST be read in Ron Pearlman's voice:

"And so the Courier, who had faced the hostile factions, ravenous creatures, and lethal traps of the Mojave wasteland met his end. Looking back on his death, many wondered 'why?'

'Why had someone decided to use nuclear power as a weapon?'

'Why had someone developed a shoulder mounted nuclear weapon launcher?'

'Why had the Courier aimed the weapon at his feet and fired, with no clear enemy or hazard nearby?'

And although the mystery had plagued the minds of the Mojave residents for a brief time, it eventually faded from memory when the Courier seemed to have reappeared."

"The last thing the courier heared before he died "courier your health is low do you have any potions or food ".

"You had to learn the hard way, centaurs arn't that huggable."

"Vegas is no place to push your luck."

"And so the courier's life expired, not surprisingly though, I told him numerous times to ditch the BB gun" :gun:

AAIIEEEEE... OUCH... OOOMPH.... GAAAAACH.... GUIRGLE... GASP... MPFLM... MMMMMnnnnnn.....

"The courier, failed to realise that being a non union employee equaled a death warrant, as deathclaws are signed up members of the postal office. "

"Despite having being shot twice in the head, The Courier could not withstand being punted in the testicles by a Brotherhood Paladin in T-51b Power Armor"

Best.Ending.Ever.

@Boradam- YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH :disguise:

I actually hear morgan freeman doing these narrations


-- and so, after a long journey throught he mojave wasteland, the pengui-- i mean courier's story finally comes to a close, the result of stepping in a nuclear powered bear trap

But...Morgan freeman doesn't do the talking in Fallout....

Well he should.

Nuh uh. Ron Pearlman should always be the narrator. Always.

They can share, sometimes its Ron sometimes its Morgan.

Would potentially get VERY annoying after awhile.

Rorngan Preerlman.

"It looks as if this Courier... was shot."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :ninja:

And at last, the Courier cannot grasp the true form of gy- Mojave Wasteland, full of explosives lovers and Mosquitos of Doom

...

This is already in the game.

:slap: