Why there are no female giants

Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:18 pm

This is, of course, just a hypothesis, but I think I know exactly why we never see any female giants.

The male giants keep them hidden. Why? Because Bethesda knows that male players, regardless of level, would purposely go get themselves killed by attacking Giants. Why? To see a pair of giant jelly jigglies chasing them.

Can anyone say: next big mod for pc? c:
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Tyler F
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:24 am

No you see plenty of female giants. They are just all muscular, flat chested, and have a full beard
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:56 pm

Well most giants are in pares, maybe male giants and female giants are just flat chested
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:52 pm

I know you're new to this thread...but you just started an unstopable argument about wether the mamoths are the women or somthing worse.

take a fishy stick and ask a modd to close this please.

http://images.uesp.net/c/c4/Fishystick.jpg
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:21 pm

giant jelly jigglies lol never heard that one before. but ive already stated this in the dragon female thread about giant females just saying
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:52 pm

Oh you're no fun at all, Elrond. Go prance in the woods or brood in your shiny castle. :P
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:03 am

No you see plenty of female giants. They are just all muscular, flat chested, and have a full beard

:lol:
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:12 pm

giant jelly jigglies lol never heard that one before. but ive already stated this in the dragon female thread about giant females just saying

-runs to find it- >:D
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:23 pm

Oh you're no fun at all, Elrond. Go prance in the woods or brood in your shiny castle. :tongue:

Ah hah! you knew what you were doing when you made this thread.

Very well then, i vote they sprout out of holes in the ground.
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:54 am

-runs to find it- > :biggrin:
not the jiggly statment just the female giants statement lol
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:23 am

Ah hah! you knew what you were doing when you made this thread.

Very well then, i vote they sprout out of holes in the ground.

That would explain why you see Giants in caves sometimes. Hm...
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:17 pm

This is, of course, just a hypothesis, but I think I know exactly why we never see any female giants.

The male giants keep them hidden. Why? Because Bethesda knows that male players, regardless of level, would purposely go get themselves killed by attacking Giants. Why? To see a pair of giant jelly jigglies chasing them.

Can anyone say: next big mod for pc? c:

Why? It's not like you'll touch her face anyway...
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:14 am

Why? It's not like you'll touch her face anyway...

On an unrelated note, I LOVE your avatar. lol
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:48 pm

I now have a rather interesting idea for a fanfic.
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:28 am

I now have a rather interesting idea for a fanfic.

You're welcome. :D
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:04 pm

They have mammoths don't they
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Alina loves Alexandra
 
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:44 am

They are like Tolkien dwarves.

The female ones are the ones with soft beards. everything else is the same
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:21 pm

Actually, there's no Male Giants. Don't let the beards fool you, all Giants in Skyrim are Female.
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:10 pm

You're welcome. :biggrin:

Forgot to say thanks to you. Sorry!

Thanks.
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:50 pm

Forgot to say thanks to you. Sorry!

Thanks.

lol No problem, pretty purple pony.
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:26 pm

maybe there women dont differ to greatly in appearance to the men ever tried to tell the difference between a male elephant and a female elephant at first glance theyre essentially identicle until further examination. or perhaps male giants and female giants live quite far apart female giants might live in high rock until a sort of mating season ensues and they migrate to there breeding grounds wherever that might be and have children. which are most likely taken with the females upon the end of mating season. and when they come of age if they are female they stay with the female tribe and if they are male they are given provisions likely in the form of a mammoth to accompany them and are sent off to join the male tribe.
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:09 pm

No Bethesda just didn't make em
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:32 am

Well since nobody has said it yet, I will-
They have probably evolved into some twisted species that reproduce asixually, most likely by budding.

And you thought I was going to say they are gay.
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:02 am

Well since nobody has said it yet, I will-
They have probably evolved into some twisted homosixual species that reproduce asixually, most likely by budding.


Just like yeast! So Giant infestation are like yeast infection. There you go.
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:41 am

Well since nobody has said it yet, I will-
They have probably evolved into some twisted homosixual species that reproduce asixually, most likely by budding.

And you thought I was going to say they are gay.

Inb4 The Waaagh.
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