I have come from the future, to warn humanity of what is to happen and the fates of all on this board, using this old account! Sheesh... this kid is emo, look at his damn location.. wait, im that kid in the past. Crap.

Anyways, I have come to warn you all! Ask me what lies ahead in your future, and I shall tell, in hopes of giving you the chance to change it! I warn you all already however... NATAL and Wii are the beginning of the end.

((Yes, im bored, and yes, its 1:48 in the morning... but pile up a list, so I can say ridiculous nonsense when I wake up and see this thread again!))

is it true that duct tape will rise up and conquer humanity for approximately 1.5 minutes before being crushed by cold weather and googone?

How much does it cost to buy a computer that will max crysis in your time?

Houston, we have a lock in T-10...

Does Spam still exist in your time?

No, however, Apple will in the year produce a new product called the Itape, which is really just tape with the apple logo.. and a mind of its own. This is the beginning of the age of reckoning.



Way to much money. Its in the zenadillions. And to make it worse, due to just how bad the economy in america got, we never progressed our software for Windows past seven. ACtually! We went backwards in software, because in the year 2014 the Windows Seven software tried to launch a nuclear missile at one of Apple's factories. And no, the machine wasn't self aware. It's just that when we were going to test it, that annoying paper clip came up on the screen. I didn't even know Windows Seven had that paperclip!

"It looks like your trying to test a nuclear missle. Would you like help with that?"

"No sir!"

"Let me help you!" *fires at Apple*

NEXT!

Yes. Evony bought Google, which I have know idea how that truly happened, they just did. With google, they add there suggestive adds pop up all over the place. Even on Club Penguin sites.

:rofl:

Brilliant comeback. I'm still laughing at the thought.

Will every one turn into a rubber duck and start singing

I will survive.

Well, there was one incident... some dude on Youtube recording with a very crappy camera his friend turning into a duck, and singing we are the champions. Except, it was more of..

"QUACKKKK QUACK QUACK QUACK! WHAAAAA!"


OH! And that Earthquake in Chile? That was not supposed to happen. Before I time travelled, someone else tried to go back in time and kill J.R.R Tolkien, with a FOOTBALL!!! However, he landed in Chile, and by him being there, he caused a..

TIME PARADOX!

So really I have been sent here to stop him and set everything right. However, before I do so I just remembered.. I have Daggerfall downloaded on this computer. And let me tell you, this game isn't anything compared to Elderscrolls V.

I prefer this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxp0keEJt9M

Why is there so much fail in the future, oh mighty spaceman?

Has Frank Zappa finally been recognised as a world religion?

or at least a passtime worthy of an income?

Travelling to the past.. do they have charter trips? And do you have to lose your luggage before you leave?

How's Bender, tell him I'm almost ready to invent him.. he'll be sooo relieved that I didn't forget this time..
Has someone firgured out how to grind cats into diesel, efficiently? <-- doesn't work on dogs yet, all we get is alcohol free beer after squeezing them out.
How about politicians? How efficient have they refined the process for them? ATM we can squeeze out about a liter for every 100 politcians we crush.. which no one seems to bothered about, never mind.

Ummm, spam? Yes, I think so. It's generally a bad idea to make a topic because of boredom.