I can't tell if you're being serious or not so I'm not gonna write an explanation, but I can assure you the California thing makes a whole lot of sense.

It was a joke, because I couldn't take it seriously.

This is not a medical forum, no one here is qualified to diagnose whatever problem the OP may have, especially not from the few words posted. There are professionals that are trained to deal with it and the advice should be to go see one of them.